Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

red screamer

red shiny cock usually held at the base, found in "hustler" magazines. EEEEEEEEPPPP

he squeezed his red screamer, before ramming it in tamanta

by Kevin June 19, 2006

dog bitch

1. a person that is very rude or mean.

2. a one of a kind bitch who never smiles.

Clifford was a dog bitch to his customers before his got his own business last year.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

Red Bar

a red mark shaped in the likes of the male penis that take form after the female species is slapped by the male species large genital

This girl wanted to look at my penis and when she got close enough I gave her a Red Bar.

by Kevin November 11, 2003

cutie pants

Pertaining to a female with amazing features, usually of face and body, that warrant mentioning to one's friends. Synonyms: bangin', gorgeous.

Now that girl...she is a cutie pants.

by Kevin October 06, 2004

idiot box

1) see i-box.
2) something that adults that act like children (under the ocean) play in and use their "imaginaaation".

1) Shut up you idiot box!
2) Let's go play in the idiot box!

by Kevin December 19, 2003

gravy ladle

noun: a woman/man is in the doggie style position durring sex, when at climax male on top ejaculates in to his own hand and wipes semen into partners mouth.

I saw doin' it to her from behind and gave her the gravy ladle!

by kevin November 29, 2006