Kevin's definitions

celester

term for one who touches small children and no one likes (goes to BFHS)

dude 1:what can possibly rape a man?
dude 2:celester the molester

by kevin April 19, 2005

Monkey

XaK

That guy looks like a XaK.

athletics.wlu.edu/baseball/pictures/bausch.jpg

by Kevin October 28, 2003

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004

Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

zoctagon

A theoretical shape with zero sides and zero angles.

Aww man, you're as dead as a zoctagon!

by Kevin November 23, 2003

thubada

n. fecal matter.
also used in the context of the slang term of shit.

That was way too much food! I'm gonna thubada like a madman tonight.

Oh, THUBADA! What the hell is this?!

Yeah, Joseph is a big pile of thubada.

by Kevin February 5, 2004

get down with the get down

this would describe a young woman that enjoys taking many dicks at once

kim raines...i know her! she gets down with the get down

by kevin August 27, 2004