Kevin's definitions

blindered

1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.

Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"

by Kevin April 2, 2005

Monkey

XaK

That guy looks like a XaK.

athletics.wlu.edu/baseball/pictures/bausch.jpg

by Kevin October 28, 2003

hershey mark

1. When you don't wipe your ass good and a brown mark of shit is left on your underwear like melted hershey chocolate.

2. Also known as a skid mark.

Donovan didn't wipe his ass good and later found a hershey mark on his Batman underwear.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

turkey

a term used for when a guy comes on a guys face and lets it drip off his chin so it hangs off like that ugly shit on a turkeys chin, the man then licks it off and gets a good riding!

We did a turkey: he had to be tied up first though.......

by Kevin December 5, 2003

Fuckin A

A world usually exclamed after being surprised.

Jenny: Hey billy, i baked you these cookies
Johnny: Fuckin A

by Kevin March 10, 2004

GUTAB

Allyson is the coolest and prettiest and coolest girl in the world.

Dang you know who the prettiest girl in the world is one word....GUTAB.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

omghai2u

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

by Kevin March 15, 2008