nougat

a replacement word for a curse (ie fuck, shit etc.)
why don't you go the nougat away. that guy is such a nougathead. (fuck or shit would work there)
by Josh February 18, 2003
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psuedomarried

What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're a married couple." Can bring severe pain, but usually just a nagging annoyance that you might be one of those young people that acts like a codger.
Ashley and Dylan were hanging out last night when Dylan told her that he felt like they were married. They're so pseudomarried
by josh August 04, 2005
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the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!
Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!
by josh January 15, 2005
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Jolt

Caffeinated cola beverage made for the sole purpose of providing you the caffeine you need. 1 592 ml (20 fl. ounces) bottle is about a coffee and a half worth of caffeine.
"Dude, I need to get some jolt for this lan party tonight."
by Josh January 18, 2003
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Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.
That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.
by Josh April 05, 2004
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rusty sheriff badge

Bill took it in the rusty sheriff badge.
by Josh April 23, 2004
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UVA

the state university in Virginia that doesn't require one to have intercourse with cattle to earn a degree.
Wow you went to UVA?

Yup, and my cows thank me.
by Josh August 03, 2004
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