Jon's definitions

NOS

NOS is the acronym for New Old Stock. It's an item that is old, but ios not used. Since it never sold, it's technically "new" even though it may be several years old.

1967 Plymouth Barracuda Antenna. Chrysler made them and distributed them to Retailers. Stock was left over after they stopped making the cars.

by Jon September 23, 2003

Dell

Dell Computers Are As Reliable As Fords, George Bush And Cable TV/Internet.

1. I would buy a Dell, but I think its a sin.

2. Simple, Buy An HP!

by Jon March 15, 2005

hamartophilia

Love of committing sinful acts

by Jon May 22, 2003

PBS

Short for Painful Ball Syndrome. This is when the male is aroused for an extended period of time without having an orgasm. See also: blue balls

Dude, I have some wicked ass PBS after seeing my bitch.

by Jon October 19, 2003

chip chopin the blip blop

1. smokin the same spot

say dowg we chip chopin the blip blop today.

by Jon June 2, 2004

Red Dwarf

A man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. He must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.

He is so much a red fuckin dwarf. RED DWARF SCUM BAG!!!!!!!!!

by Jon January 20, 2005

beef curtains

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

by jon December 29, 2003