JOn's definitions

The Lord of the Rings

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

by Jon February 7, 2004

fuckface

used whenever talking about my sisters old boyfriend who likes to hit girls. a sign of a fuckface is someone who likes to sit on cowboy boots during sex and pretends its and accident.

Sis: I can't believe i dated that fuckface
Me: Ya i know, i bet he's at home sitting on a cowboy boot right now

by Jon November 6, 2004

spirograph

A stencil object usually used in recreational activies involving young children, ages 4 to 89. Mostly used with a pen or pencil. A piece of paper would be handy, as well.

"The spirograph is cool, fo' shizzle mah nizzle."

by Jon November 16, 2003

how's it goin' eh?

A true Canadian greeting required for any real conversation.

Jim just gets up in the morning, walks into the kitchen to see his roomate there sipping his Tim Horton's double double coffee.
"How's it going eh?" Queries Jim, formalizing the conversation between them and fulfilling any requisites to speak with non-monosyllables.
Doug, the roomate, grunts in acknowledgement, then pours more coffee and bites his kruller from Tim Horton's, it's all about the tractor wheel eh.

by Jon May 20, 2004

Geo Prizm

A compact sedan produced in a joint venture between General Motors and Toyota, and sold through Chevrolet-Geo dealerships throughout North America from 1990-2002. The Prizm is comprised of mostly Toyota parts, sharing the same engine and drivetrain components as Toyota's Corolla, however the exterior and interior were given distinct styling cues to make it resemble Chevrolet's other passenger cars of the time.

The Geo Prizm and Toyota Corolla look almost alike.

by Jon November 18, 2004

choda

the piece of skin between alex's balls and her ass crack

Mr. Guerian and alex took turns licking each others dirty chodas.

by jon December 7, 2003

6lue

It's the word "glue" with an upside down "g".

I'm hella retarded so I spelled glue with an upside down g. Like this: "6lue"

by Jon June 9, 2004