John's definitions

guyjantis

something that is really massive...like something gigantic, times 100= guyjantis

GUY-JANTIS'..damn nigga..yous got some guyjantis feet..

by John February 16, 2004

cozy

a foam container in which to place a cold beverage

"I got a free beer cozy at the bar last night."

by John April 13, 2005

Schwae

"cool" word used to describe something as "cool" in the cartoon "Batman Beyond"

That Dodge Viper is totally schwae!

by John November 20, 2003

scotch

Scotch is a type of Whiskey not liquor, but at least you know its a drink. i know this because i see the words Scotch Whiskey everytime i pour myself a shot.

"I was so full of Soctch i could not stand up i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup"- Tim Armstrong from Rancid.

by John July 14, 2003

¬¬

It means that it's typical for someone to do or say something.

Adam: YO YO YO! I love anime!
John: ¬¬
Adam: I DO!

by John November 23, 2003

Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie

I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight

by John March 31, 2005

brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".

"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."

by John May 12, 2004