bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

by Jesus January 14, 2004

mick

A derogatory term for an Irishman, usually Catholic and sometimes drunk

On St. Patrick's Day everyone's a mick.

by jesus September 02, 2003

conversation

The act of verbal communication between two or more humans/monkeys.

Joe: What are you doing fagon?
Mitch: I'm doing your mum

by Jesus April 10, 2004

hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003

GBOFFAFIMD

Gollum Bites Off Frodo's Finger and Falls Into Mount Doom

And so GBOFFAFIMD and I larfed

by Jesus September 17, 2003

Gaytto

ghetto , gay
Combonation of Gay and Ghetto, used by wiggas

Thats fuckin' gaytto!
This is some gaytto shit, son.

by Jesus July 31, 2004

Christ_Omega

the Official name and alias for the one true god who walks the earth creating chaos and spitting blood from his snout.

*omg its Christ_Omega!! run!!!*

by Jesus April 14, 2005