Jay 's definitions

jiffylube

To masterbate with car oil.

Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.

by Jay April 6, 2005

dinkhead

Immature idiot.

Sorin's screwed up something again. What a dinkhead.

by Jay January 13, 2003

McDonalds

1. Last resort for people who can't find a suiteable job. Also known for the best management training in the world...

2. Restaurant where the guests are equally stupid as the people who work there...

1. Don't worry; you can always flip burgers for the clown!
When you can turn a complete retard into a manager... you've got the best management training in the world!!!

2. "Gimme a Big Mac Menu, Super Sized, extra sauce 'n cheese, a Quarter Pounder on the side, also with extra cheese... and a Diet Coke, because I gotta loose weight!"

by Jay February 4, 2004

mop with the kids

An expression often exclaimed while tagging a chick as you secretly video-tape the event. A phrase used to test the limits of dirty-talk during sex.

When I screamed out "Mop with the kids!" she called me a freak yet kept on riding my cock.

by Jay January 7, 2005

blizzunt

a blunt containing mad cronic

snoop smokes mad blizzunt

by jay December 6, 2002

markof

made up by the makers of south park. the meaning isto do a cocaine line off of a mans penis

Yvette did a markof on mike.

by jay March 18, 2005

scouse house

bouncy, cheesy , fun music. originated in liverpool now played all over the country and abroad.

ultrabeat - 'pretty green eyes' is scouse house

by jay September 13, 2003