Jake's definitions
Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.
That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.
by Jake February 1, 2004
Get the shavemug. 1.) Noun: Shortened version of the word 'Keety' which is slang for 'Kitty' referring to Felis Catus the common house cat.
2.) Noun: pseudo-stoner speak (similar to the word 'Dude'), used by people from Massachusettes and Canada to gain one's attention over AOL instant messanger. see also Keetz0r.
3.) Noun: Short for the word 'Parakeet' or Budgerigar, referring to a type of bird people keep as pets.
4.) Verb: To steal. Se also. kife gank
jew
5.) Noun: A tribal race of mutant spear-hunting anthromorphic jaguars! They live in the southeastern part of Nebraska and feed upon small children and various small fluffy animals.
2.) Noun: pseudo-stoner speak (similar to the word 'Dude'), used by people from Massachusettes and Canada to gain one's attention over AOL instant messanger. see also Keetz0r.
3.) Noun: Short for the word 'Parakeet' or Budgerigar, referring to a type of bird people keep as pets.
4.) Verb: To steal. Se also. kife gank
jew
5.) Noun: A tribal race of mutant spear-hunting anthromorphic jaguars! They live in the southeastern part of Nebraska and feed upon small children and various small fluffy animals.
1.) Don't forget to feed the keet!
2.) Keet! KEET KEET KEET KeEt keet
3.) Those damn keets are giving me a headache.
4.) Donovan! Did you keet my burrito?
5.) OH NO. The bloody keets ate my baby!
2.) Keet! KEET KEET KEET KeEt keet
3.) Those damn keets are giving me a headache.
4.) Donovan! Did you keet my burrito?
5.) OH NO. The bloody keets ate my baby!
by Jake June 30, 2004
Get the keetmug. free style walking is ludacridiculous
by jake August 19, 2004
Get the ludacridiculousmug. He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.
She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.
She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.
by Jake March 6, 2004
Get the Work Benchmug. 1. I nailed her 3 times last night.
2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
by Jake March 6, 2004
Get the nailmug. a variation on the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet; ky warming feels warm to the touch as soon as you spread it on human skin
my favourite intimate lubricant is ky warming; it turns warm on contact, and I can just "glide til I cried"
by Jake January 20, 2004
Get the ky warmingmug. a wedding shower that includes men and both sides of the wedding couple, not just the bride; see jack and jill or jack & jill
My wife and I went to a stag and doe last Saturday for Greg and Julie who are getting married next month.
by Jake January 29, 2004
Get the stag and doemug.