Jake's definitions

beucus

A Skinned (very small) dog with absolutly no hair.

A german scientist skinned his dog in a expeirment and called it a beucus

"thats the uglyiest beucus ive ever seen"

"That beucus looks like a babys ass"

by Jake May 3, 2004

ryme

wut losers do on saturdays!

carol and jordan have no friends so they had to make up rymes

by jake November 1, 2003

love button

clitoris, especially a prominent, erect one

The first time I went down on her I was surprised to find her love button was like a 1" penis

by Jake March 24, 2004

bujetto

To be queer in a way that you can't explain.

Alex and Mitchell were feeling each other up again, they're so bujetto.

by Jake May 8, 2003

fnarg

The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.

"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"

by jAkE February 8, 2005

BJ

abbreviation of blow job or blowjob. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.

I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.

Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.

by Jake March 23, 2004

gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of other people's farts.

by Jake November 8, 2003