Adult Swim

time with no kids in the pool; the adults can feel each other up without worrying that some 10-year-old with goggles is going to see them.
My dad slipped my mom a boner during adult swim and I was born 9 months later. After that they were more careful to use condoms.
by Jake February 28, 2004
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dry sex

masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.
Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.
by Jake March 06, 2004
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im high as a motherfucker

im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly
john sed"im high as a motherfucker"
by jake June 17, 2006
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ryme

carol and jordan like to ryme on saturday night cuz they have no lives
by jake November 01, 2003
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fistula

a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.
Jesus, that guy had a fistula so bad, that whenever he tried to have sex, he shat out his dick.
by Jake April 21, 2004
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bonkie

I slipped the vibe (vibrator) up my bonkie.
by Jake September 05, 2005
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vitamin e

ecstacy; derived from the language Jag
"I'm gonna pop some vitamin e and fuck mauway!"
by Jake January 10, 2005
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