Jack's definitions

twenty ones

Twenty one inch diameter wheels or rims, on luxury cars.

I got twenty ones rubbing on my Benz.

by Jack December 28, 2003

audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

by jack October 7, 2003

nipple-clamps

pressure device applied to nipples to create pain which produces pleasure.
clothespins{clover-clamps

She often wore her nipple-clamps while working at the computer to put her in the mood.

by Jack May 17, 2004

lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them

"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad

by jack September 1, 2004

jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so

any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal

by jack December 7, 2003

G-Sacamono

Expression used when talking on AIM to Bacon

Damn G-Sacamono! You're lookin sizzlin tonight.

by Jack February 11, 2005

Wearat

The most idiotic person you can think of, mental age of about 5, probably originates from a family of meercats in west virginia or something, he always needs a slap on his forehead otehrwise it gets to big. a dickhead, bums Counter Strike.

shut up wearat
wearat, go home
no-one likes you wearat, go away

by Jack October 27, 2004