ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.

Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!

by Jack September 05, 2005

lrig

Girl backgrounds - a female yob - because yob is boy backwards

dat bitch is no good for you she's an lrig for christ's sake!

by Jack October 30, 2004

Wearat

The most idiotic person you can think of, mental age of about 5, probably originates from a family of meercats in west virginia or something, he always needs a slap on his forehead otehrwise it gets to big. a dickhead, bums Counter Strike.

shut up wearat
wearat, go home
no-one likes you wearat, go away

by Jack October 27, 2004

Anarchist Cookbook

A book first compiled and released during the height of Vietnam war protesting, intended to be a guidebook to civil disobedience by explaining how to create destructive substances and various techniques for undermining or just screwing with authorities. All methods described within were totally accurate at the time of publication and were reportedly researched and taken from various military books the author found in a local library.

Nowadays the term applies to any of the many print and online publications that deal with how to create malicious substances from household items. These publications are only spiritual successors, the original author of the Anarchist Cookbook claims he has since changed his views. The book only remains in print due to the underhanded dealings of the author's publisher.

Break out the old Anarchist Cookbook, we'll make some napalm.

by Jack April 02, 2004

peepoo

if u have to ask what a peepoo is ull never really understand. but its kinda like a fag or whatever u want it to be

Sometimes he's a real peepoo.

God dammit that kid is bein a peepoo.

by jack October 25, 2004

flappin the crap hamper

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

by jack February 08, 2003

jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so

any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal

by jack December 07, 2003