JK's definitions

slip n'slide

to sit on a toilet seat that has been urinated upon

He was ready to drop a duece but not knowing his friend went to the bathrom ealier, he was in for a slip n' slide.

by JK March 18, 2004

emo boy

A fag, who sits in the dark and cries about sandwiches.

Danny Allott sat in the dark and cried because is sandwich was lost.

by Jk July 18, 2006

You Know It

Originally coined by Frank The Tank (Will Ferrell) in the movie Old School, this phrase is now running rampant in college campuses across America. Can be said in agreement to a statement, or in answer to a question. Also at random times if you're bored.

1: F: Awesome... YES! I am back. Woo! You KNOW it!

2: A: This Karkov tastes really good.
J: You know it!

3: D: Dude, did you just pass me in Mario kart?
B: You know it!

4: J: God I'm wasted... YOU KNOW IT!

by JK February 8, 2005

green day

really good band. have been good since they started, which means that american idiot is not their first album. i do not care that people like their music now, but it would be nice if they would appreciate that they had loads of albums BEFORE american idiot which were equally as good. there is more to this band than 'hot' billie joe armstrong, which means all you idiots who think you are his secret wife or something should just shoosh. and american idiot and boulevard of broken dreams are NOT their only songs (horror of all horrors).

*silly girly girl* - omg! green day are just sooo amazing! i love american idiot! it's like, so totally the best song EVER! don't wana be an american idiot!

by jk May 13, 2005

Bedford Middle School

a place where teachers(drill sargents) are full of shit and many lives are lost each year.
Located in Westport, CT

Fuck, i'm going to Bedford.

by JK November 17, 2004

Drop Goal

A method of scoring common in Rugby Union, a sport where free-flowing play is as rare as hens teeth.

Commonly found in the 70-80th minute region of a game where 40 minutes has been wasted in useless stoppages and the rest of the game consisted of fat men lying all over the ball in a boring spectacle known as ruck and maul.

Also seen when unfathomable penalties have given the other side a slight edge. Once behind on the scoreboard a rugby union team will relentlessly kick for goal rather than engaging in any sort of interesting play.

by JK March 21, 2005

tweak

(1) to act like a spaz (see spaz) (2)to be incredibly hyperactive to the point that people believe you to either be mentally insane or hopped up on something (while not under the influence of drugs)

Did you see how Doug was tweakin' the other day?

by JK April 3, 2005