JK's definitions

Mozilla

Mozilla is an open-source web browser.
open-source means that anyone who has some coding skills can get mozillas source code for free and modify the browser.

by JK July 13, 2003

slip n'slide

to sit on a toilet seat that has been urinated upon

He was ready to drop a duece but not knowing his friend went to the bathrom ealier, he was in for a slip n' slide.

by JK March 18, 2004

crack

whoops; darn; uh-oh; snap

Oh, crack! I spilt kool-aid all over the carpet.

by jk January 5, 2007

Drop Goal

A method of scoring common in Rugby Union, a sport where free-flowing play is as rare as hens teeth.

Commonly found in the 70-80th minute region of a game where 40 minutes has been wasted in useless stoppages and the rest of the game consisted of fat men lying all over the ball in a boring spectacle known as ruck and maul.

Also seen when unfathomable penalties have given the other side a slight edge. Once behind on the scoreboard a rugby union team will relentlessly kick for goal rather than engaging in any sort of interesting play.

by JK March 21, 2005

semen

Fluid containing sperm.Translucent, sticky stuff which smells of ammonia or pine fresh.When ejaculated it is warm but soon turns cold and will dry quickly.

sprogspawn that smells

by JK March 7, 2004

b00n

wordb00n/word is a nu-skool version of the old wordn00b/word
which often means someone who is new to the game (and is learning how to play)
But nowadays n00b/b00n is used more as an insult word.

"Im a bit of a n00b in this game"
"fucking b00n get out of the channel"

by JK July 13, 2003

malinky

Malinky, an object or persons who is not worth describing or giving a name to. Used together with other insults to give a more confusing and irritating verbal attack.

your a stinky malinky

by jK July 15, 2004