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piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan
Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!
by J April 27, 2004
mugGet the piss in my cornflakesmug.

Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.
1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.
by J June 4, 2003
mugGet the Mistressmug.

CollectaCheck

A member of law enforcement who does the absolute bare minimum to maintain his employment. usu. a sign of cowardice, apathy and lethargy, rarely a sign of intelligence.
going into 7-11 highasamotherfucker, I wasn't stressin 5-0, they was CollectaChecks.
by J January 21, 2004
mugGet the CollectaCheckmug.

Artur

Yo Bruce, ask the head guy to eat that cheeseburger
by J November 18, 2003
mugGet the Arturmug.

Jcfrat

Pete says...Hey there is a Jcfrat
John says...Lets hang out with him hes cool
by J March 17, 2004
mugGet the Jcfratmug.

Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.
Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.
by J November 12, 2003
mugGet the Russian candycanemug.

Lounse

Lounse can mean anything you want it to, like Explorer's mom on a stick. It can also be added to other words or names.
Hey Explorer, can i come over to your house and see Lounse.
by J July 29, 2006
mugGet the Lounsemug.

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