Aztek 

An Ugly Pontiac sold from 2001-2005

Regular Car Reviews:
"2001 Pontiac Aztek GT. How many Emmys does Bryan Cranston have to get before the Aztek becomes cool?"

Aztek by JannRickles July 12, 2021

Pontiac Aztek

One of the most ugliest cars to ever roll out of GM. The overall design looks horrible, but don't let the ugliness fool you. It has a decent top speed, a powerful V6 engine and not to mention its very roomy too. If you bought yours new, there's a chance it came with a camping tent you can attach to the back lift gate. Some people claim this car to basically be a Pontiac Montana on crack. It has actually seen an increase in popularity due to Walter White driving one on Breaking Bad.

Guy 1: Hey what kind of car are you driving?

Guy 2: A Pontiac Aztek.

Guy 1: That thing looks ugly as Hell!

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well sit in this thing and then tell me what you think!

Guy 1: Holy crap! This thing is so comfortable I take back what I said!

Pontiac Aztek by Firebirdy1999 July 6, 2014

Aztec Sunrise 

The morning after a night so crazy, you might've travelled not only in space but in time

Phil woke up on top of a Pyramid with the high priest standing over him; it was a true Aztec Sunrise

Aztec Sunrise by NICK_HUGE_FAN December 15, 2011

Aztecs 

The Aztec people dominated central and southern Mexico from the 14th to the 16th century and are best known for having established an elaborate and wide-ranging empire destroyed by Spanish invaders led by Hernán Cortéz. The leader of the Aztecs during the Spanish conquest was the Great Montezuma II. Their name is derived from a mythical homeland to the north called Azatlán, but they also called themselves the Mexica. The Aztec language belongs to the Nahuatlan branch of the Uto-Aztecan family. Human and animal sacrifices were an integral part of Aztec religion. For warriors, the ultimate honor was to be slain in battle or to volunteer for sacrifice in a major ritual. The Aztecs are credited with the discovery of delicious chocolate, made from the fruit of the cacao tree.

The Aztec empire one of the greatest civillizations of the world that ever existed.

Aztecs by mexman February 13, 2004

azteranzo 

azteranzo is the only shin megami tensei in northern europe. his only friends is the people on discord who is also big nerds. and the only he has in real life is a dark souls fan.

but he has one redeeming quality... his brain is huuge! einstein 2 mothafucka math is flowing through his veins

azteranzo: hello i am azteranzo have you seen the new smt v demon reveal?
everyone: no we do not care
azteranzo: :(

azteranzo by cheep August 15, 2021

Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

Aztec two-step by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

Aztec Two-Step by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005