Evan's definitions

humpa

A person who runs around humping eveyone

That nigga is such a humpa , he all up in my grill trying to fuck me man

by Evan August 18, 2004

allele

1) For a given gene locus, one of two or more slightly different molecular forms of a gene that arise through mutation and that code for different variations of the same trait.

2) A giant octupus wearing a tophat that dances to the music played on the elevator in my garage.

1) "Yep, I inhereted my LONG PENIS allele from my mother."

2) "DUDE! Why did you throw that allele at my face?!"

by Evan February 20, 2005

shower head

oral sex given to a male while showering with a sexual partner

I recieved amazing shower head from my girlfriend this morning.

by Evan June 20, 2002

Getting Riced

When one is mowed down by a hail of gunfire.

Origin: In 'Black Hawk Down' all those people get shot while trying to get to the food truck, which, I believe, had rice on it. This guy my friend knows made it up.

"Those black guys in Harlem were messing around in the street again and some innocent white child got riced." -A Klansman

by Evan March 26, 2003

m-town

Marlton, NJ is where we live. M-town is the kids and the fucked up shit we do. It's the kids that smoke, drink beers, do drugs and get messed up. In M-town you're a party all-star. In Marlton, you're doing homework. In different towns...you make sure the whole town knows you're from M-tooowwwwnnnnnn.

party all-star, awesome, fucked up all the time

by Evan January 30, 2005

Clat

It means to go to the package store

I got to clat and get some 40s

by Evan November 5, 2004

midwest movement

A social organization that is promoting the midwest and sweeping the nation. (The east, west, and south get plenty of attention, it is now our turn up top baby!)

It's the movement, ya heard!?!?
Midwest movement, get used to it.
Midwest movement, who's comin with?

by Evan January 18, 2004