New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 02, 2004

HORSE FACED

A woman with a long face, similar to a horse's.

Did you fuck that ugly, horse faced bitch?

by Eric April 11, 2005

blarge

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend

"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"

by eric February 15, 2005

Schklack

To illeagally train platupi for circus acts.

umm im too lazy to think up an example.

by Eric November 13, 2003

Farce

1.a broadly humorous play based on the exploitation of improbable situations
2.the genre of comedy represented by works of this kind
3.a ludicrous situation or action

"man, this is a fucking farce,im going home and goin to sleep"

by eric October 23, 2003

saturn

Best car to hook up. Light (plastic paneling) and fast (1.9 engine) = good hp to weight ratio. Doesn't dent, paint lasts longer.

my turbo saturn that cost 5,000 altogher can smoke a mustang gt thats 25,000+

by eric July 20, 2004

for real

Also prounounced "Pho Real?"

You can say anything to anyone, as long as you say it with a smile, and say Pho Real! afterwords and prop them.

Fred: Eric, you're a mung drinker doucebag, I hate you.

Eric: what?

Fred: Pho real! (props eric)

by Eric September 01, 2003