Eric's definitions

digisalt

Digital Assault. Its a website. DigiSalt.net. Thinking of a name for my new awesome web site, i knew i wanted "digital...something". i looked over and saw a salt shaker. A legend was born.

"I'm gonna go get some cheap web hosting from DigiSalt

by Eric August 28, 2004

down like the ground

Something made up by whitey to make himself sound more "street"... even though nobody knows what the hell he's talking about

Person #1: Do you want to go to the park?
Person #2: I'm down like the ground for that.

by Eric December 3, 2004

rice burner

piece of shit that costs 8-17 grand and looks like it costs 90, but does 0-60 in about 16 seconds. obviously a dreamers car, for example a dreamer who is 16-21 yrs of age who makes about minimum wage an hour, whose parents probably drive a mini-van.

skinny pimpley-faced kid in his lil asian car with his wannabe gangsta bitch barbie girl friend in the passenger seat checking her make-up in the side mirror bobbin her head to the "phat" beats blasting out of the 50,000 watt system, while admiring her scrwany ass boy friends asian charcter symbol tattoos on his scrawny arms while he's on his lil cell phone/2-way talking about his boys and saying that he's "pimpin".

by Eric July 20, 2003

Frolf

Frolf is a term used to describe the cause of a computer and/or car problem. Also used as slang for the word "fuck" when appropriate.

My computer has been frolfed!! I just got frolfed up the ass. Blunt just frolfed oilleak.

by Eric August 27, 2004

fuckhole

just a little worse than an 'asshole'...

"my boss's wife is such a fuckhole, dude"

by Eric April 8, 2003

white rushman

A white russian is a beverage made with kahlua, vodka, and cream. A white rushman is this beverage made by the one and only Ryan Rushman. Boy, is it a tasty little treat!

At the Christmas party, I enjoyed several white rushmans.

by Eric August 22, 2004

New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 2, 2004