Dude's definitions

player

a high status male who makes dating lots of women a game. but the best players don't hide the fact they are having sexual relations with lots of women. because a true player realises that women are attracted to guys that already have lots of women attracted to him. the way you guys talk about the poor women who get played by jerks obviously haven't figured that out and these guys usuallly wind up in the friendship category with women.....

"that player has got good GAME"

by dude January 21, 2004

baloon job

another word for giving and or getting head.

that krumpet gives good baloon jobs.

by Dude October 17, 2002

Polka

A woman from Poland ( Polska ).
A very lively, toe tapping song.

I like to dance the Polka.

by DUDE May 8, 2003

Svolvær

A small fishing village in Northern Norway.

I'm going to Svolvær today, to deliver my fish.

by dude October 17, 2003

monkey

the butt of a person

do u lyke big monkeys or small ones. i prefer big monkeys.

by dude March 18, 2005

Chocolate Pie

The chocolate pie is a fun little activity wherein the man recieves oral pleasure, and performs a reach around on himself, gathering feces in his palm. He then rubs the feces on the female's face just before he ejaculates on her face, thus giving the impression of an authentic chocolate pie.

"Jackie told us about the ol' chocolate pie last night. What a blast!"

by Dude November 23, 2004

Hindu

The oldest religion on Earth. Over a billion followers. That's great for a religion that never set up missionaries. It has survived the invasions of the Muslims and the British. Even though it may have many Gods, different from Christianity, all it's Gods are one aspect of a universal spirit. I definitely think Hinduism is an awesome religion. It has no main founder, no one big text, and has influenced a lot of the world.

Lord Venkataswara is one of the important Gods of Hinduism.

by Dude December 29, 2004