@ David's definitions

hypoglocoma

Used during a loss prevention interview with an employee at a grocery store was accused of eating food with out making payment.

Well, you see, I had to eat, on account of my HypoGlocoma acting up.

by David January 6, 2005

mongos

large breasts on a female.

hey dogg this one biatch iwent out with had some titanic MONGOS!!!!!11

by david December 7, 2003

Browneye

the act of showing someone your unwiped or soiled anus; usually used as a taunt. See redeye

Ralph bent over, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a browneye.

by David December 2, 2003

rats

retarded assholes that suck

everybody in that group over there are rats!!

by david October 26, 2003

eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

by david March 3, 2005

damf

A Damn Faggot

Yo Ethan just farted, he is a damf!

by David April 22, 2004

Cocknee

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.

1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.

by David February 28, 2005