nubs

plural of nub, a player who exhibits negative skill

player: why are you shooting at each other? you're on a team
nubs: yeah, we're winning
player: fucking nubs

by dan456 August 22, 2006

nubs

Someone with no arms or legs, so they have nubs, so they are nubs.

From a NOFX song.

Dude, shes got no arms or legs.
Yeah dufus, shes nubs.

by George November 21, 2004

Nubs

Born in 1992, in the harsh woodlands of Essex, England. Nubs (formally known as Lacey) was found as a babe by a menacing pack of grey wolves. Though the wolves first thought was to eat little Lacey, they only managed to nibble off her arms when they noticed the sweet side of her. They then decided to keep her and raise her as their own kin. They called her Nubs because the nibble wounds left her with wee stumps for arms. Over the years, Nubs realized she didn't belong with the wolves, she was different. She headed out into the vast city of London, England where she proceeded to become a Physical Education teacher. Even though she is now civilized, she is still called Nubs. Sometimes, when there is a full moon, you can hear her howling in the middle of the night, lifting her little nubby arms up to the sky.

Wee little gnome #1: Do you hear that howling?

Wee little gnome #2: Why, yes I do. I believe that is Nubs.

Wee little gnome #1: Nubs?

Wee little gnome #2: Yes, Nubs. You know, the girl who was raised by wolves and has wee stumpy arms.

Wee little gnome #1: Ah, yes. I remember her now. She teaches my wee little gnome daughter's P.E. class.

by givemesomebodytonub April 7, 2009

Nubs

A general expression to communicate something is sub par.

Nubs = lame, boring, gay, cheap, sub par, poor

"That burger I just had was nubs"

"Your so nubs bro"

by Nubberson November 13, 2009

nubs

another word for newbie used by skilled people who play counter-strike

that guy shoots like a nubby

by turbo juice May 19, 2003

nubs

1: Round pink objects, could posess magical qualities that overpower mortals

2: People who are fuzzy and strange.

3: nipples

To fully understand nubs one needs to watch the scene in Paul Blart: Mall Cop when he's drunk at the bar and goes up to the Indian guy and is like "feel the nub"

Our romantic evening was spent making raspberry cupcakes that looked like nubs

by Isoruku Yamamoto December 24, 2010

nubs

What she is. Someone who has no arms or legs.

Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.

by Punk rocking bassist April 25, 2006