Born in 1992, in the harsh woodlands of Essex, England. Nubs (formally known as Lacey) was found as a babe by a menacing pack of grey wolves. Though the wolves first thought was to eat little Lacey, they only managed to nibble off her arms when they noticed the sweet side of her. They then decided to keep her and raise her as their own kin. They called her Nubs because the nibble wounds left her with wee stumps for arms. Over the years, Nubs realized she didn't belong with the wolves, she was different. She headed out into the vast city of London, England where she proceeded to become a Physical Education teacher. Even though she is now civilized, she is still called Nubs. Sometimes, when there is a full moon, you can hear her howling in the middle of the night, lifting her little nubby arms up to the sky.
Wee little gnome #1: Do you hear that howling?
Wee little gnome #2: Why, yes I do. I believe that is Nubs.
Wee little gnome #1: Nubs?
Wee little gnome #2: Yes, Nubs. You know, the girl who was raised by wolves and has wee stumpy arms.
Wee little gnome #1: Ah, yes. I remember her now. She teaches my wee little gnome daughter's P.E. class.
Wee little gnome #2: Why, yes I do. I believe that is Nubs.
Wee little gnome #1: Nubs?
Wee little gnome #2: Yes, Nubs. You know, the girl who was raised by wolves and has wee stumpy arms.
Wee little gnome #1: Ah, yes. I remember her now. She teaches my wee little gnome daughter's P.E. class.
by givemesomebodytonub April 07, 2009
A general expression to communicate something is sub par.
Nubs = lame, boring, gay, cheap, sub par, poor
Nubs = lame, boring, gay, cheap, sub par, poor
by Nubberson November 13, 2009
Stubby toes or fingers, always made more obvious by short nails. This is especially true with toes, tiny nail makes the toe look fat and round; this effect is greatly increased when a girl paints the teeny nail.
by Biff Dude August 07, 2007
Stubby toes or fingers, always made more obvious by short nails. This is especially true with toes, tiny nail makes the toe look fat and round; this effect is greatly increased when a girl paints the teeny nail.
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