David's definitions

User

Someone who uses a close aquaintance to meet girls, but to the aquaintances dislike.

Josh is such a user

by david January 25, 2004

straw berry short cake

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.

i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!

by David May 17, 2004

meetball

Meetball, A person who is, fat, have big boobys, wears a bra, no life, eats junk food, stupid enough to fail a subject 3 or 4 times and short(midget).

David.F, Fat, stupid, have boobys, and short.

by David February 3, 2005

sie

(interjection) it's like the word "sike!", but you only use it in serious situations.

(At a funeral)...Oh my gosh! The body is alive! He never died....sie!

by David January 8, 2003

Turkey Lurker

One who lurks turkeys.

You mother fuckin Turkey Lurker

by David May 4, 2004

kwok

hold pen in between pecs

You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.

by david February 24, 2004

E.Bola

a deadly virus

ebola is worse than ecoli

by david December 9, 2003