craterface

Porth's sex goddess whom paralyzes him with her secretions

Hey look at Porth he is going to fuck Craterface again.

by Dave February 01, 2005

the red button

See nuclear button.

"During the Cold War there was much fear about whether or not we'd really have to use the red button."
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

hogging

The act of being selfish or inconsiderately occupying an object which another individual might want and has some connotation of joint access both by the one accused of hogging and the accuser. Often heard pertaining to certain desireable items such as good food or drink, video games, or women.

Dude, stop hogging the controller. I want to play.

by dave June 28, 2004

wing nut

a little kid thinks he's cool

hey im cool just a wingnut though.i smoke too!

by dave September 19, 2003

oplix

A community cocksucker.

Oplix is such a cocksucker. He sucked someone so hard he broke their pelvis.

by dave June 27, 2003

Russify

To make Russian, to turn something/someone into that of Russian nationality, etc.

"This package will give your PC a complete Russification."

"I like Russian militaria, especially ushankas....yep, I'm becoming Russified."
-me

by Dave December 22, 2004

gilligan's island

where 7 castaways live never being rescued because gilligan always is fucking things up. I would take little innocent Mary Ann and kill everyone else

Dude, you're such a Gilligan

by Dave October 28, 2003