Dave's definitions

Tweed'd

high as fuck off good ass weed

Puff, puff puff to the brain shot
Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk
Old English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna
get drunk
Krazyie Bone - Bone thugs n harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone

by Dave April 16, 2005

g-unit

first off, g-unit is gorilla unit, not guerilla unit, I'm not even gonna diss anyone who said otherwise because i have a lot to cover. Second, they are real muthafuckaz. Straight up gangstaz and PIMPs. Fuck anyone who says otherwise. 50 and Yayo started selling crack when they were fucking 12. Rapping is the only legal job they've had. And Banks started recording mixtapes when he was 12. Buck is a true nigga. He managed to dodge prejudice, which wouldn't be that impressive if he hadn't grown up in the DIRTY SOUTH. Game has a good voice, flow, sick ass rhymes, and flow all at the same time. I want everyone who dissed G-Unit to slap themselves and give up trying to form a group of playa haters like themselves because G-Unit is FUCKIN TIGHT. FUCK ANYONE WHO DENIES IT.

Me: Hey man did you get that new G-Unit mixtape?
My nigga: Yea, it was fucking dope
Me: yea they got fuckin talent
My nigga: You betta believe it, biatch!

by Dave April 16, 2005

sbunkadifaice

The act of projecting seminal fluids over the face of another during ejaculation.

Jeff: "What are doing tonight?"

DAAVE: "Your Mum"

Jeff: "What?!"

DAAVE: "Sbunkadifaice"

by DAVE April 17, 2005

Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately

You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!

by Dave April 19, 2005

FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"

George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.

by Dave April 19, 2005

nena

a fat bastard that lives in my house

nena u fat bastard!!!!

by dave April 20, 2005

Churchill smoothie

When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.

"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."

by Dave April 20, 2005