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Definitions by Charlie

a chav is a very stupid and anoying indiidual who refusess to socialize with any other human being unless they ware hats so up thier heads they could fall off,white donay socks pulled over their trousers and so much gell on thier head that it looks as if they hav used two pots of varnish on it to make it shine(witch makes them look even more stupid than they actuly are)
Chavs do not like anyone who is not like tham for example one day me and my mate where sityting under the ramp at the skate park when sudenly a chav came alone and asked us if we had a fag so we said no sorry dude but then out off the blue about 10 other chavs were surrounding us and then for no apparent reason what so ever one of them hit my mate so hard on the back that he fell to the floor and if thats not unsportmanly enough they started kicking him while he was down so just to sum it up a chav is someone with an encrdibly bad atatude problem and rubbish fashion sence.
Chavs by charlie December 9, 2003

porch monkey 

a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent
hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?
porch monkey by charlie December 9, 2003
past tense for rape (i.e. raped)
who that NBA player kobe's that white girl....looks like another hate crime
kobe'd by charlie December 5, 2003
When someone does something that completely shuts down another
Man, that guy said NoDeal when he hit him in the face
nodeal by charlie December 2, 2003
a jock who says he get action but gets nuthing
Chet by charlie November 30, 2003
An alcoholic beverage, Vodka. Not to be dranken without a mixer.
Yay, 3 bottles of voddy to drink and an ounce of gan. We're gonna be fucked.
Voddy by Charlie November 25, 2003
"My, what beautiful rute eyes you have."
Rute by Charlie November 19, 2003