by Charlie December 14, 2003
Not doing any work (specifically homework) until its too late to turn it in while getting As on test and averaging a C in the class.
Those magnet kids are such fucking slackers. Maybe I should stop procrastinating and join the slackers.
by Charlie March 26, 2005
the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.
the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".
by charlie March 22, 2005
description of a very lardy individual who has to use a mirror to observe their own genitalia. (see jabba)
by charlie June 24, 2004
greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.
his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.
his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire
you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"
by charlie December 01, 2004