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Definitions by anonymous

sweet rap group made upon 3 people;gangsta unit
yo punk ass will neva be in gunit
gunit by anonymous March 26, 2005
acronym: University of California, Davis (also known as the University of Cow Dung); located in Northern California, UCD is a safety school for those who did not get into UC Berkeley, UCLA, or Stanford
"Dude, why in the hell do you go to UCD? You know that UCD stands for the University of Cow Dung?"

"Because my sorry ass got rejected by Cal and UCLA!"
UCD by Anonymous March 26, 2005

Breaking the Habit 

I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize that I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit tonight
Breaking the Habit by anonymous March 26, 2005

snake charmer

One who can seduce even a highly resistant member of the opposite sex.
John is such a snake charmer that he had eternal-virgin Jane's pants off in seconds.
snake charmer by Anonymous March 26, 2005
Shrek. A huge fat ogre like shrek. He can also sound like Eric Cartman at times. He eats just about anything. He's eaten his contact and a fucking butterfly cocoon. He likes being naked around boys and he touched Jimmy's penis in 5th grade and then kissed it too. And then he ran around the party naked. He has fat hair. If he shaves it he would like a gorilla. This ogre needs to be stopped with torches and pitchforks cause he's so fat and he's gonna eat us all.
Fuck Elliot, I'm hungry I'll just eat this cocoon. MMMMMMM...cocoon!
Tripodi by Anonymous March 25, 2005

The Academy of Notre Dame 

Why don't we all get past the Villa-ND rivalry and realize that besides our different uniforms we basically all go to the same school....all girls, Catholic, each populated by a relatively equal amount of pretty girls, ugly girls, sluts, prudes, bitches and nice people. Even though I go to Notre Dame, some of my best friends go to Villa and they are the coolest people. It's so immature how all these people act like one is better than the other and use the same "fat, ugly whores" insults to put each other down...neither side is being classy or original.
Bored ND girl: Look, I've actually used the words 'fat whore' seventeen times in one definition to prove how strong my unbased hatred is!
Bored Villa Girl: Hey, I've used the words 'lesbo slut' seventeen times in my definition too! I guess we must have something in common!

Stop !urbaning 

A phrase uttered largely when a group of spam-inducing morons in an IRC channel abuse a bot's !urban trigger, which when combined with a text string accesses urbandictionary's database for results on that text string.
"!urban cow"
"!urban car"
"!urban lol"
"..."
"!urban stop !urbaning"
Stop !urbaning by Anonymous March 25, 2005