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hrrb

Hrrb is an onomatopoeia that a tomato makes while existing. It is distinct from other such tomato onomatopoeiae like 'sqwirsch' and 'splat', in that they are made specifically from actions involving the deformation, up to and including destruction of the tomato, whereas 'hrrb' is simply the sound a tomato makes while in an existentially stable state. Situations where one could reasonably expect to observe a tomato emitting this onomatopoeia are: while growing healthily on its vine; sitting in the produce aisle waiting to be bought; ripening on a window sill; sitting on a cutting board prior to, but not including throughout, or after culinary preparation. Pronunciation is homophonous to 'herb', which coincidentally, are ideal complements to most tomato-based dishes. As it is much like a low humming sound, when tomatoes are in large quantities their onomatopoeiae will bleed into one another, creating an unsettling dull roar within their immediate vicinity.

Tomato: "hrrb hrrb"

Tomatoes: "hrrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrb"

by AnOnymous September 14, 2013

Don't pull a Chaney

To do something stupid, by their own free will. Usually endangering the person in some way.

"Dude, did you see John trip last night?"
"Yeah, he totally pulled a Chaney"

"Hey guys, I'm going to use this saw!"
"Be careful! Don't pull a Chaney!"

by AnonYMous September 4, 2013

turtle

when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head

john: hey, look at my turtle!

*pulls down pants and turns around*

mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!

by Anonymous December 25, 2009

raid

where anonymous' truely epic lulz come from

THEY ONLY COME FROM RAIDS

by anonymous      August 9, 2009

tough titty

too bad, get over it

You got a D on your math quiz? Tough titty.

by Anonymous  May 16, 2009

F10

F10 is the universal button for awesome in any GoldSrc or Source-based game. But as of recent light, in said games, VALVe is butthurt about all the e-mails they get from people who have fallen prey to the F10. So, they made it come up with a window now that asks you to quit.

Someone: Press F10 for infinite ammo.
TF2fag: Oh, I'm not falling for that.

(Here's how to trick them)

*spamming crappy music*
13-year-old-kid: How do I mute?
Anonymous: F10 + ENTER for infinite mute.
13-year-old-kid has left the game. (Disconnect)

by Anonymous  April 18, 2009

T&C

In reference to shaving, T&C means touch and cut. It is basically a method for cleaning up the remaining patches of stubble by "buffing" the blade against the hair to cut it.

After you make your third pass against the grain, finish up with a T&C to get anything you might have missed.

by Anonymous September 6, 2008