Sam's definitions

resident evil 4

A game that kicks so much ass it needs to import some cheap ones from 3rd world countries.

"Holy shit! Did you see that crazy fisherman's wife's head explode when I stamped on it? Sweet..."

by sam January 19, 2005

DP

short for Del Playa. A beach front street in Isle Vista, steps away from the UC Santa Barbara campus. The hub for college partying, drinking, sex, and drugs. Host of the largest Halloween party I've seen every year.

Girl: What are you doing Thursday night?
Guy: Hitting up DP for some free beer, there's like 10 keggers.

by Sam January 19, 2005

White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.

Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!

by Sam January 19, 2005

bnit

bnit: Strange word with unknown mythological backgrounds. Recent research, however, suggests that it may be a misspelling of "bit".

that beast was a bnit big

by Sam January 16, 2005

Clitoris

A small, pink bud at the front of the opening of the vulva and the main source of the female's sexual pleasure. Female version of the penis.

AKA. The Good Spot.

Warning: can be too sensitive for direct stimulation.

Women are not given sexual pleasure through deep penetration with a large penis; all it gives them is a pain in the cervix. Le clitoris is the star of the show.

by Sam January 15, 2005

Vinyl Suicide

To listen or love music so much it brings you to your own death, mostly suicide. It doesnt mean you have to die for music, but to die becuase of it.

Many musicians had died from Vinyl Suicide. Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Buddy Holly, etc.

by Sam January 13, 2005

chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005