blown job

a job, usually done with this, that fails or does not work out as planned. Not to be confused with a blow job. A blown job can cause alot of problems for the person(s) who contracted the work.

Don't take a job unless you are going to do it right. A blown job can be disasterous.

by nick May 05, 2005

cracked rearview

a corrupted memory of life. a jagged or jaded look back complicated by memory loss, grief, a horrible twist of fate in life which scarred or warped all sense of the past.

a cracked rear view maybe complicated by memory loss, drugs or medication especially if administered without consent.

Hey whatever happenend to that guy?
He's got a cracked rearview, I am surprised he can even remember who he is given the strength of the meds they gave him.

by nick May 10, 2006

Liff

(n.)
A common object or experience for which no word yet exists.

by Nick March 29, 2003

masshole

a person who takes IT up the ass in large quantities often in a ritualistic way buy group gang bang and while lying in ones own bed.

that gal misty sure is a masshole, yeah she had a gang bang orgy style with 7 or 8 guys lined up to take a crack at the back door last night.

by nick April 08, 2005

bizznizz

none of your business bitch

its bizznizz asso hole

by nick February 23, 2005

snozberries

Berries that reside in your nose and tend to have homosexual tendencies. These tiny berries cause you to sneeze/hump trees.

MAN: Doctor! Doctor! I keep uncontrolably humping trees. What should I do!
MAD DOCTOR: You obviously have a bad case of snozberries.

by Nick July 26, 2003

nucka

you would use nucka as a synonym for nigger...but bein white and using nucka u may not get ur ass beat as hard by the people of the african culture

danny:(white) wasup nuckas?
dominique: (black) mayne wat the fuck did u just say muu fucka...im bout to put a 4-4 clip in yo muuu fucken chest white cracker bitch.
devon:(black) naw dom. he said nucka mayne just stab the lil bitch a couple times

by nick August 21, 2004