Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
by jd January 05, 2005
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Roll Hard

An action, usually that takes place in a car (preferibly a Range Rover) and decribes the manor in which one is driving, usually overaggresive and at a high rate of speed.
Rolling Hard in the Double R.

He does not roll hard.
(it is also not uncommon for "nigga be driving" to follow this phrase.)
by JD December 24, 2004
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MAN

The inferior of the 2 sexes.
Has a penis- hideous looking sexual organ that should only be used in the dark.
a dog- only good for providing and procreation
to be spit upon
theres a man
man - testicles and penis
by jd February 19, 2005
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ebax

of, or relating to, the mistyping of the phrase "the box", by the wonderful computer master, Jen and other peers after getting angry at fellow internet buddies. also, the computer user feels as if he/she must attempt to correct their verbal wrongdoings.
Jen: (action) *Xs out th ebax*
Jen: (correction) **thebox

remember i stil lhat e you reffin guts!
by JD April 07, 2004
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
by jd February 22, 2005
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loofah

Plant.

A distant cousin of the cucumber, used as a sponge.

alternate spellings: Loofa, Luffa or Lufa etc.
Bought me a new loofa today. Man, that thing is so soft.
by Jd May 03, 2004
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Dirty Dundas

when you really need to take a bad shit outside on a major street
"Yo man I really gotta go, I gotta ditry dundas now"
by JD February 18, 2004
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