ngz

poor effort or skill

"Martigen skulks like a ngz"

by ... January 27, 2003

Members Only

A clothing company that made jackets back in the 1980s. They were popular to wear and simply said "Members Only" on them. Wierd, but it was the 80s...

Cool Members Only jacket dude. Let's go listen to Devo.

by ... October 31, 2004

Floppage

a man having an irregualry large cock 'n' balls and is able to flop them through his shorts

holy shit, robs got some mad floppage!

by ... May 17, 2003

Chesnut Hill Academy

Chesnut Hill Academy is a school where the biggest deuchebags on earth go. The only way to describe the activity of Chesnut Hill Academy is "Sausagefest". All boy who got there are the biggest fags on earth. Their partys suck. They are good at no sports. Everyone who goes there will most likely turn out gay.

I feel so gay that I could go to Chesnut Hill Academy

by ... February 27, 2005

Cranston East

The incredibly ghetto school on the eastern side of cranston, RI. made up of two buildings: main, and briggs. our mascot is the "Thunderbolt" (so what if there's no such thing!). we barely have a roof, we have walls made of particle board dividing half the classrooms, and the heating does not work at all. on the bright side, we have the state's only competitive marching band, and the sexiest tuba section in new england, and possibly the east coast. other good points include a kick-ass AJROTC drill team.

kids at east do weed, while the preppy westies do coke because mommy and daddy can afford it.

announcement over the PA system(this seriously did happen): we must warn students not to use the doors going to briggs, because the tires keeping the synthetic membrane (tarp!) have begun to be blown off, due to the wind. we do not want any injuries due to falling tires, so, again, we urge students to find alternate routes in and out of the building.

by ... March 20, 2005

strong sad

A depressing, overweight lump who appears to be an elephant with a ghost-like head who has a fondness for board games.

Oh, Necco Wafers. This reminds me of when I used to eat the colored chalk when I was in school. I was sick for a year, and nearly died.

by ... August 15, 2003

kelis

artist responsible for the musical abomination "milkshake". She is clearly untalented, but her tits make up for it.

(kelis sings)

if you want to keep doing that the shirt has to go

by ... January 20, 2004