Any person who owns a combonation of the following: poor spelling, bad typing, small penis, green hemmorhoids, tongue hair, lisp, humped back. Usually referred to by society as "freak". Is sometimes called by the nickname "bitch" followed by a whistle and a throwing of a stick.
by J December 15, 2004

Zaffo... wtf is zaffo, sounds like a form of fungitudinal mossitious puss that grows on your eyelids, or is that scake...
j' dude, wtf is zaffo
dude 1' ZAFFO MAN ITS ZAFFO EVERY1 KNOWS THE ZAFFO
j' mmmm
dude 2 pokes insestuiously at dude 1
dude 1' oi man stop that shit, ur crazy
dude 2' nah man its worth your while
j' wtf has this to do with zaffo ?
dude 1' ZAFFO MAN ITS ZAFFO EVERY1 KNOWS THE ZAFFO
j' mmmm
dude 2 pokes insestuiously at dude 1
dude 1' oi man stop that shit, ur crazy
dude 2' nah man its worth your while
j' wtf has this to do with zaffo ?
by J April 01, 2005

A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).
It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.
In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.
In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)
Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!
Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*
Spodsie: Oof!
*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*
Spodsie: Ooooohh!
*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*
Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*
Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.
Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!
Like I said - funny shit.
Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!
Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*
Spodsie: Oof!
*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*
Spodsie: Ooooohh!
*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*
Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*
Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.
Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!
Like I said - funny shit.
by J June 21, 2005

by J November 30, 2004

1. A Resident Of Dublin 4
2. A Person That Thinks They Are Better Then Other People Because Of There Bank Balance
3. Sombody Who Shops In Brown Tomas On A Regular Basis
4. Resident In A Exclusive Private Estate In Dublin (Usualy South Side, Esp. Dublin 4)
5. People Who Changed Their Postal Code Because they didnt want to be associated with the "common" people. ie. Residents Of Dublin 6W
2. A Person That Thinks They Are Better Then Other People Because Of There Bank Balance
3. Sombody Who Shops In Brown Tomas On A Regular Basis
4. Resident In A Exclusive Private Estate In Dublin (Usualy South Side, Esp. Dublin 4)
5. People Who Changed Their Postal Code Because they didnt want to be associated with the "common" people. ie. Residents Of Dublin 6W
i bought the whole dialinn collection in brown tomas
Snob To Post Man: I insist That you diliver my post to my Dublin 6W address and not Dublin 6
why is that commoner looking at me??
Snob To Post Man: I insist That you diliver my post to my Dublin 6W address and not Dublin 6
why is that commoner looking at me??
by J February 21, 2004

A group of people who will literally go extinct in a couple of decades, do to their anti-American attitudes and liberal stand on most issues.
by J March 23, 2005

He's buyn a dub sack, i got 5 on it
by j November 28, 2003
