fukwit

an easy way of calling someone a fuck, and a complete and utter twit...

hence the great fukwit was come to be, comletely unoffensive and usable in most public places :)
judge' and you, what do you have to say
j' c'mon judge, that guys a fukwit
judge' very true, fukwit, ur fuked
fukwit' chyeah he.. heheh.. mmm
by J April 01, 2005
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cockpunch

Occasionally an irreverent imaginary drink, largely signifying online congeniality.
"Cock punch sounds like something you'd drink at an orgy." - Sidedish, at monkeyfilter.com

"Standing a glass o' cockpunch to all your incarnations." - beeswacky, at monkeyfilter.com
by j December 02, 2004
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fizz

Asking another if you would fuck it or not...
Hey! Would you fizz it?
Hell yeah I would fizz dat....then give her a hot carl.
by J May 29, 2003
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nivinableful

a combination of nice forgivin unbeleivable beatiful
you are so a nivinableful
by j March 26, 2005
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Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...
by j August 29, 2005
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dwi

"I'm not the type to get knocked wit DWI" -50 Cent
by J August 18, 2003
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Spry

Over sized person who has no understanding of the term "intelligence" and also enjoys the company of farm animals.
Spry went to the farm
by J April 03, 2003
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