j's definitions

dickwad

An idiot
More powerfully insulting than its predecessor 'dickhead'

girl 1 - did that guy ever call?
girl 2 - no, what a dickwad!

by J October 17, 2003

CBS

The network to watch the best fiction TV shows...aka 60 Minutes.

Wow, Dan Rather tell the whole truth!

by J September 28, 2004

skew

School, any form of.

"man its time we stopped smokin weed and get to skew"

by J June 10, 2004

jail

a place where you shouldn't drop the soap and give the bully your fruit cocktail.

Let me have your fruit cocktail.

Don't drop the soap!!!

by J April 21, 2004

Easter Eggs

slang for MDMA (Ecstacy). A stress is usually placed on the 'e'.

I'm looking to roll, got some Easter Eggs.

by J November 26, 2003

fangirl

Typically used to denote one with an unhealthy obsession with anime characters, although the term can also be applied to those who obsess over actors who are real (which can be considered a step up or down from anime fangirls, depending on how you look at it). Characteristics include the the propensity to discuss their character of choice's personality, accomplishments and so on, completely failing to realize that it's just a fucking cartoon; to write horrible fanfics pairing characters together, often characterized themselves by an obsessive focus on yaoi; and to use anime-inspired emoticons such as ._. and -_-;, with the semicolon in the latter example being repeated to express progressing exasperation (-_-;;;;;;;;;; etc). Typically 12-15 years old; after this point, the fangirls really should know better, and are reclassified as, simply, morons.

Fangirls, as well as their counterpart the fanboy, should be avoided at all costs; do not respond to them in any way as you will only encourage them more. Rather, you are encouraged to strive for a clean headshot whenever possible. Burn the body and exorcise the ground upon which it fell.

vash is so much sexyer then inuyasha omg -_-;;;;;;;; but id like to c them in bed 2gether xDDD

by J January 7, 2005

Suicadet

A person who habitually works out but will never get any bigger. This particular species has an ass that is way hairier than a normal ass, has an affinity for alcohol and fast women.

That Larry guy is insane. I've never seen someone who could scratch their kneecaps without bending who could get laid like him. He's just straight up Suicadet.

by j February 19, 2004