Vietnam

A country that LOST in a war against the United States. Not only was the war won by the United States, but it was a blowout. Until Vietnam, our military was never so successful. With G. Warren Nutter (my grandpa, assistant secretary of defense) running the war, we won decisevily. We estimated bodycounts in which we overwhelmingly won. Media said that it was wrong, that they lost less. Turns out we won by even more than we thought. The Vietcong was wiped out by the time we left Vietnam, and the North Vietnamese army was pushed back and annihilated. (see victory to understand how the war went for the United States)

Hippie- whoa dude, im really high! i think were loosing the war!
Intelligent person- look, we killed far more of them, sent them back and completed our goal.
General public- dude, he's right, we're loosing!
Politicians- If we dont pull out, we wont be reellected!!!
Nutter- Yes, but it would be better for the world to keep fighting. We are extremely victorious and could cripple communism in Asia. The public is wrong and we could still help the world before next election
Politicians- No! i dun care!! we leave!!!

by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2005

> *

Used to signify that something is THE BEST and nothing could ever top it.

The ">" symbol means "greater than", while the "*" symbol is a wildcard which basically means it can be replaced with anything.

Person A: Man, Angelina Jolie is the hottest!
Person B: You've got it all wrong dude, Jennifer Connelly > *

by Urban Dictionary November 08, 2007

Suck it

'Suck it' was a fad during the 90's used by many children in elementary and middle school. This often went along with a motion; crossing one's arms at the wrists, and hitting the crotch area while they lean back. Though it may be coming back, if one were to ask a group full of children what the motion meant, it is probable that only one may know the answer.
When it became beknownst to the teachers back in the 90's, anyone seen in the act of such a motion would be prosecuted and/or severly punished (e.g. detention, whippings, time in the corner).

Andrew: Dude, you're gay
Bartholamew: Suckit *motions*, you homophobic asshole

by Urban Dictionary December 25, 2004

indie rock

Music that Americans CAN NOT MAKE. Interpol, The Killers, The Shins, these are examples of worthless American 'indie' bands. Good indie bands with a message and style include: Babyshambles, The Cribs, The Arctic Monkeys, wow how about that they are all ENGLISH.

Indie rock is the best genre of music these days.

by Urban Dictionary September 25, 2005

monica

the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

DAMN!!!! look at that sexy monica over there. she is the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

by Urban Dictionary February 23, 2008

DPed

-the act of double penetrating on a women(2 guys and 1 girl)

(sentence)
-Ricky and Dan pulled a dped on Michelle.
(dialogue)
-Derek says wats DPed?
-Ricky says i fucked her in the ass while dan did her twat.

by Urban Dictionary March 15, 2004

BCE

From BC, standing for "Before Christ" but for politically correct reasons has been changed to BCE, meaning "Before the Common Era". Refers to the time before Jesus's birth. See also, CE

I wasn't born in 1988 BCE you idiot, I was born in 1988 CE.

by Urban Dictionary October 25, 2004