Urban Dictionary: Definitions by anonymous

Uterus

My toilet bit my penis and tore it off!

Uterus by Anonymous May 9, 2003

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A crazy simian that tries every crappy dance on its mind and gets killed at the end.

That monkey stole my clothes and jumped down into an acid pool.

monkey by Anonymous May 9, 2003

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if your bitch moans and looks you in the eye its fake

fake by Anonymous May 9, 2003

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English sausage. Usually quite long and filled with bread and pork.

your banger is soooo big. i want to eat it

Banger by Anonymous May 9, 2003

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BAR: Browning Automatic Rifle. A standard, 20 round rifle during WW2.

Godammit, I just screwed the barrel on my BAR, and the rround shot my wang out my ass.

Bar by Anonymous May 9, 2003

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Shaking hands with benjamin franklin

johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin

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The most misleadingly-named corporation and television network ever.

"Hey, let's watch BET!"
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I have to murder you for suggesting such a thing."

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