God's definitions

Spilner

1. Someone who doesn't know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.

2. Someone who is a self-proclaimed genius, however, in reality knows very little.

See also: idiot moron tool

Kimmy is such a spilner.

Ty is such a bloody spilner.

Jenny used to be a spilner, but then she turned 12.

by God February 10, 2005

vidur

God
Godlike
Like God

Vidur is God!
Vidur is Godlike!
Vidur is like God!

by God February 9, 2005

email me

A polite way of saying piss off.

-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.

by GOD February 8, 2005

Pooney

A little, fuzzy, sex God.

Yo, you are a little Pooney

by God January 31, 2005

chubbies

a chubbie is someone who eats too much and doesnt do enough exercise, they spend far too much time on MSN. India is a definate example!!!

i don't want a chubby anywhere near me!!!

by GOD January 31, 2005

Old German

A quality alcoholic beverage

Hey, we got two cases of old german for ten bucks

by God January 30, 2005

Spork

A Cross between a spoon and a fork this is really fun to poke people with. Usually with 3 prongs, but sometimes you lose them when you're poking that annoying bitch that sits behind you. Sometimes used to give pleasure to yourself after the lights go out at night

Im going to spork that bitch into the next millinium.

by God January 22, 2005