j's definitions

Illuminate

-brightened with light

It will take man his whole life to find it...But when he does, he won't know what to do with it.

by j August 18, 2004

raggie

A derogatory term used to classify people who are poor or dress poorly. Also can be used to call someone who acts like a low life. The term probably originated from poor people wearing rags.

The term seems to be used solely by New Englanders.

What a freaking raggie!

by J October 15, 2006

passive

someone who is passive has no actions involved in whatever is taking place.
a passive submissive conclusive relentless indecisive effect has no meaning whatsoever, though the subpassive, illpassive and bypassive means have more effect on the other passiveness than that of the passive passiveness previously explained in this article.

j watching an argument between 2 rice throwers
rt 1' ai, u chu cum tu, wy u so eval
rt 2' i chu ! u won dat chu !
rt 1' u cum chua, git outcha mi howse !

j had a passive action in this argument

now j is watching a car crash
j' aight, these six sticks of dyno should take care of that pothole...
kid' chyeah
j' now, lets just get over here in this bush and push this little button here...
as j pushes the button three cars, a truck and a pizziola crawl past at an unordinarilly slow pace
szichkaboom ! ! ! ! ! !
j' yer, pothole is gawnnn hombraro
kid' was that a behemoth i saw ?
j' nah man ur just trippin
kid' but... yer ur right
j' of course, im always right...
kid' i thought that was zaffo
j' ya fukwit, who the fuk is zaffo
kid' mmph... some random dude ?
dude' ai.. who called
j' man im a worldwide shitmagnet

by J April 3, 2005

hizukify, hizukifying, hizukifyied

When something is exemplfied as being not neccesarily stupid nor smart. It is neither foolish nor wise. It is simply and utterly cute, causing one to become hysterical and overwhelmed by this person or thing's voice, touch or mer presence.

The way Jessica told me about her dream of us getting all cozeh(cozy) made me burst into glee. It was Amazing. It was so precious that I became hizukifyied.

by j May 27, 2004

money

Can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: 'Ah,10 bucks! I wanted a peanut'
Brain: 'Money can buy many peanuts'
Homer: 'Explain how.'
Brain: 'Beer can be exchanged for goods and services'
Homer: 'Woohoo!'

by J January 12, 2004

biggo

Any person who owns a combonation of the following: poor spelling, bad typing, small penis, green hemmorhoids, tongue hair, lisp, humped back. Usually referred to by society as "freak". Is sometimes called by the nickname "bitch" followed by a whistle and a throwing of a stick.

"Hey look, it's a Biggo." "Come here bitch!" *whistle* *toss stick*

by J December 15, 2004

camel toe

Camel toes are most often caused by tight restrictive clothing ie: spandex, lycra, ect...
When jacked up to the breast area it causes the "camel toe" effect, also known as the moose knuckle.

"Damn if she'd feed that thing a pair of jeans in the morning it wouldn't munch on her like that!" She got a nasty camel toe!!

by j June 12, 2004