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What happens when a woman with big titties puts on a seat belt

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by E September 17, 2019

shlack clack kachoom

the sound of a round being chambered in a shotgun and being fired

The duck goes...QUACK, QUACK!

The cow goes...MOOO!

The shotgun goes...shlack clack kachoom!

by E April 07, 2005

short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

by E February 21, 2005

tea bagging

The act of putting your balls in and out of a persons mouth.

Well if ya didnt sleep with your mouth open I wouldnt have tea bagged ya dude

by E March 16, 2003

Desert Oogee

A slang term for Desert Eagle. This way of saying it expresses much joy and fondness for the Desert Eagle pistol manufactured by Israeli Military Industries and provided by Magnum Research Inc. This expression is most often used when describing the .50 caliber version of the Desert Eagle pistol.

Oh, Jesus! Look at how funny Desert Oogee is when fired point blank at that woman's face!

by E March 25, 2005

skunk

verb. To beat badly, as in a race or sport.

Did the Cowboys win last night?
No way! They got skunked!

by E October 01, 2004

Fade To Black

to you idiots out there who think that metallica wrote Fade To Black about suicide are sadly mistaken. They wrote the song about guitar amps that were stolen from them

life it seems will fade away.. drifting further everyday

by E December 27, 2004