Princable:so why do you want to work at our school for disabled children Ian?
Ian:I love playing with disabled children's *hurts leg of chair*BALLS!
princable:GET OUT OF MY OFFICE BEFORE I CHOP OF YOUR BALLS!
Ian:I love playing with disabled children's *hurts leg of chair*BALLS!
princable:GET OUT OF MY OFFICE BEFORE I CHOP OF YOUR BALLS!

I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.

I am an aphrodisiac
