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Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? 

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic

woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.

Watermelon Sugar by ♥🗺☠ June 9, 2021

Egg 

A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."

"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."

Egg by ♥🗺☠ June 9, 2021

Mercury retrograde 

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst moaning one or more human beings' names. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy, fruitful, and beneficial times to come

As the sun sank down over the pier, the children who were out fishing gazed in horror as the lord lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into his own mercury retrograde

Mercury retrograde by ♥🗺☠ June 4, 2021

Aberdee

The only location in the UK where smoking cannabis is legal

Bei'isl m8: So, ya can smoke a much weeds as you woant?
Kiltic Lad: Yeah, M8. Especially at ol' Aberdeen

Aberdee by ♥🗺☠ June 1, 2021

Elite goth demon 

1. Another word for "Elder goth"
2. A high-ranking goth person who will be an incubus/succubus (Or gender changed from a male to a female, and therefore, just Succubus) in hell upon death, or will be a slave of the devil

1. Erik's dad is an elite goth demon
2. I have risen up the ranks of the goth world by doing absolutely nothing but living this painful existence, and I will be an elite goth demon, just you wait (Sure you will, definitely didn't make that up)

Elite goth demon by ♥🗺☠ May 28, 2021

ba'ah 

Bri'ish pronunciation of "Butter"

ba'ah is the sound that sheep like you make

ba'ah by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021