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Definitions by ☆★Midas★☆

There are 30 hot niggas fucking me.
Nigga by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

Yeah I’m into bdsm… 

Big ducks such as mallards.
Yeah I’m into bdsm

boys go to jupiter

Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge.
"Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge."? Guess what you imbred-looking sexist bitch.
I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.

war hamster 

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.
Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!
war hamster by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

My name is... 

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.
My name is... big fat mama llama.
Go to your C: Drive, ok? Now go to your SMBX2 Folder, go to graphics, now click on yoshi, there, you got a yoshit. Or actually "yoshi" t.
There are ways to enterprit this...
1. Yoshi t
2. Yosh it
3. Yos hit
Or if you are really ok with swearing:
4. Yo shit
5. Yoshit
Yoshit by ☆★Midas★☆ March 16, 2022

Pant-sacked 

When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.
Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...