☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

6

Cubed x 3.
3 x 2.
Hexed.
Hexagon.

There are 6 fingers in my vagina.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 26, 2022

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Marigold

That sexy ass bitch from the recently dead game fortnite. She was added in ch2s5, her face is hard to remember but she'll fukin' make you hard.

Kiy: Look bro I got the new marigold skin for 19 dollars!
Raymond: I guess we're actually buying women now...

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022

litemare

A nightmare that doesn't make you shit your pants in your sleep of fear, just only a little bit.

Hey baby you have a nightmare?
Husband: No i had a litemare you poop.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

Hackdudes69

The third guy shouted out in Dobe Johnson’s video.
You would know by now if your brain was dirtier than a sweaty girl’s boobs.

HACKDUDES69

by ☆★Midas★☆ October 25, 2022

Gay poo

When you relieve yourself from constipation by shitting. And the shit log is so big that it penetrates your ass.

Me: OoooOOOooh yeah I dropped a heavy payload.
Marigold: what the fuck?
Me: That shit was so fucking huge… I saw it going through my stomach!
Marigold: That… probably felt kinda gay ngl.
Me: Yeah I just got my ass penetrated by a gay poo…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022