Marigold Cum

Golden sticky liquid that comes out of my wife when I fuck her, it tastes like bodily fluid.
by ☆★Midas★☆ April 19, 2022
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ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
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Nigga

There are 30 hot niggas fucking me.
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bobshit

When you wiggle your ass to get the shit out.
Honey can you come out!
Me: 5 more minutes im bobshitting
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niggafuck dicksuck

Exactly that
Just a nigga fucking and a dicka sucking ay its a me mario niggafuck dicksuck
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The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.
Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022
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2

There are 2 balls per 1 penis.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022
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