4

Quad.
2x2.
Sqare.
Quadrupled.

There are 4 big tits in my face.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

October 26th

National bring your favorite anime character to life and fuck them in the ass day!
This effect only works for 24 hours after the summoning and you can only do this once a year no exceptions.

Jeremiah: Hey why is that nigga crying?
Jayda: oh he missed October 26th and his anime waifu wasnt there to please his gay ass.

by ☆★Midas★☆ October 26, 2022

Pterodactyl543

The guy on urban dictionary who just got his posts up.
Otherwise known as me.

Dude 1: Hey wanna see livepool?
Dude 2: Hey wanna go on urbandictionary.com and see Pterodactyl543?
Dude 1: Yea

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022

My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

My name is... big fat mama llama.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 27, 2022

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis

A very tall penis, formerly the size of a skyscraper, can also be used to call someone a huge dickhead.

Sarah: Ugghhh That guy is a Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
Matt: Okay Fuckturd

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 03, 2021

Brick By Brick

A song by cs188

Whoops! You have to put the Brickster's dick in your mouth down at the jail.
W H O O P S !
You can be a butthole drive a big ass truck
Or make pee-pee yellow like a duck
Masturbate on chaterbate there ain't no trick
All you gotta do is do it Brick By Brick
chorus

Brick By Brick, Suck My Dick

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 01, 2022

February 24

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...

Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 24, 2022