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Sex Bulge

When a female is so thin that once your dick penetrates her pussy it stretches her stomach outward in the shape of it. It usually tends to appear in rule 34 and other porn websites.
Sex bulge
I slowly approached Marigold and said “wanna fuck, I’m big!” She gazed at me, “Sure!” She agreed. Then we went down to business, I began to strip, unleashing my legendary dick. She was so excited she just ripped her pants down. I held her to the wall, with my dick close to her stomach. “Your clit hard?” I asked, “no?” She asked, “why?”.

“Because I know I can make it hard” I said.
I put my dick closer to her pussy. She was blushing, “Do it” she dared me. I teased her by putting it inside only a wee bit and back out. She was pleased, I teased her again, only putting it a little further. Then, I shoved it in and out, staying close to the opening of her vagina, then I went deeper. Took it back out a little bit, and went DEEPER into her stomach, I couldn’t hold it, I put it in that bitch. Her skinny body was stretching by the size of my cock, I went even deeper, carefully putting in each ball, then, I came.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 5, 2022
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August The 2nd

National feet pic day, send a feet pic to anyone! Family, friends, etc! Just do it in a manner where they send a dick pic back!
“Hey, it’s August The 2nd, where the pics at?”
by ☆★Midas★☆ August 2, 2023
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Gay poo

When you relieve yourself from constipation by shitting. And the shit log is so big that it penetrates your ass.
Me: OoooOOOooh yeah I dropped a heavy payload.
Marigold: what the fuck?
Me: That shit was so fucking huge… I saw it going through my stomach!
Marigold: That… probably felt kinda gay ngl.
Me: Yeah I just got my ass penetrated by a gay poo…
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022
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Hackdudes69

The third guy shouted out in Dobe Johnson’s video.
You would know by now if your brain was dirtier than a sweaty girl’s boobs.
HACKDUDES69
by ☆★Midas★☆ October 25, 2022
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Yeah I’m into bdsm…

Yeah I’m into bdsm
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 31, 2022
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3

There are 3 beautiful women stroking my cock.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022
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Wanna see something stupid?

Green Cyanide guy gets launched at wall, filled with gasoline, matchstick put in mouth, launched at another wall, gets head sliced off, gets head sliced off, gets head kicked onto table and explodes on other yellow cyanide guy.
Hey wanna SEE something STUPID?
Yeah no... I'm pretty busy right now just give me a sec-
*STUPID*
BAM!
Ahhhh!!
Pretty stupid huh...?
Ahhh what the fu-
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022
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