☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

midas dick

Midas dick in fortnite, no shit. Im not fuggin around

Midas dick will go in my ass.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

Pciknis

A penis, cock, and dick crammed into one word. An insult meaning "Fuckturdactyl dicksucker" It is very strong.

Pedo: Hey, wanna see under my balls??
Girl: Eww you pciknis!

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 3, 2021

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis

A very tall penis, formerly the size of a skyscraper, can also be used to call someone a huge dickhead.

Sarah: Ugghhh That guy is a Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
Matt: Okay Fuckturd

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 3, 2021

Wanna see something stupid?

Green Cyanide guy gets launched at wall, filled with gasoline, matchstick put in mouth, launched at another wall, gets head sliced off, gets head sliced off, gets head kicked onto table and explodes on other yellow cyanide guy.

Hey wanna SEE something STUPID?
Yeah no... I'm pretty busy right now just give me a sec-
*STUPID*
BAM!
Ahhhh!!
Pretty stupid huh...?
Ahhh what the fu-

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

😦

An emoji that looks like Walter White crying…

Yeah… you will never see this the 😦 as the same again…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022

mario singing amogus drip

A viral video on the internet with 323k views, shocasing an edit of marios voice singing amogus.

Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."

Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.

Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero

Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?

Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.

Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond

Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 1, 2022

Marigold Cum

Golden sticky liquid that comes out of my wife when I fuck her, it tastes like bodily fluid.

I fucked marigold and got Marigold Cum!

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 18, 2022