February 24

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...

Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 25, 2022

Marigolds Salad

The act of Marigold rubbing her pussy against her daughter's, (Jules).

Marigold barged into her daughters room, she asked if she was horny, she said "what?". She began to strip Jules and rubbed her vagina into her's. The two scissored for a while, but then tthey both seemed to touch eachothers G-Spot, "Oh, Faster" Jules said. Marigold was also cumming. The white slippery cum came out of Jules tattoed vagina, but then Midas walked in, he was instantly aroused, then they had a threesome with their daughter, sweet home Marigolds Saladabama!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

chocolate shitty iphone charger

The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.

Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022

2

Double.
Couple.
Twice.

There are 2 balls per 1 penis.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

lgbtqia+ is a sin

You have a choice, you're still human, but no, god sees that as a sin. Alas, it's forgivable, but ay! That doesn't mean you gotta rub yo virgin asses in my face! I know you're gay I'm not mentally damaged, unlike you.

Gay dude: Hey man wanna be friends, im gay.
Me: Your brain is damaged in every way and not even exorcism will fix it. Why don't you becone friends with Yuri?
Gayass: Whose Yuri?
Me: Yuri Tarted.
Lesson learned:
LGBTQIA+ Is a sin!
-I think god said that in the bible

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022

Cumshout

When you pinch your testes right as you ejagulate and then shout to shoot a cumnado (a tornado of cum) out your mouth.

Mom: Did you paint the bathroom? White is a good paint choice!
Son: Nah mom that was a cumshout!

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 24, 2021

The better fortnite

It's a term for a better game, and it's exactly that. Slither.io.

dudeguy45: "wanna pway fowtnite?"
Pussyslayer69420: "Nah man im to busy playing the BETTER fortnite!"

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022