Ptenis

When you type "penis" but make the most 'dumbass' typo. (because p and t are 5 keys apart)

Man: "Search up ptenis"
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021

Your Mom

The best comeback in the world

Guy 1: Hey your penis is a tic tac!!!
Guy 2: No wonder why your moms breath smells so fresh.

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021

dino stomach

When you fuck a girl so deep and hard, that her egg fucking explodes. Then, causing an extinction in her ovaries.

It was a casual day in the Angry Bird Kingdom... and oh! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Red: So Chuck you will not believe this
Chuck: Wha-
Bomb: Hey man what the fuck did you do to my bed.
Jay Jake and Jim: We fucked our 3 twin sisters last night!
Red: ...
Bomb: I just pounded your mother last night, Jake!
Jim: NANI?
Bomb: I gave her a dino stomach!
Matilda: Looks like I'll shoot other things out my ass!
\('v')/ good for you

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 16, 2022

ambatublo

When you’re about to blow but it’s too close and you need to announce it quickly so you yell “ambatublo”

Girl: oh yeah *slurp slip sleeurp slap smack slurpity slep slurp*
Ronald: I’m about t- t- t-, ambatublo bitch wait oh no watch out!
Girl: *covered in white sludge*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

niggalovania

Black sans, you may call me racist because im white, but if you're white, you had to type the n word to get here. ^o^ Lol

You: Im GoNnA tYpE nIgGaLoVaNiA On UrBaN dIcTiOnArY aNd CaLl SoMe OnE oUt FoR iT.

Me: Lol you racist

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 04, 2022

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 28, 2022

Yoshit

Go to your C: Drive, ok? Now go to your SMBX2 Folder, go to graphics, now click on yoshi, there, you got a yoshit. Or actually "yoshi" t.

There are ways to enterprit this...
1. Yoshi t
2. Yosh it
3. Yos hit
Or if you are really ok with swearing:
4. Yo shit
5. Yoshit

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 17, 2022