☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

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A sin, unless you are a femboy.

I’m gay lol. 🖕🐵🏳️ 🌈
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Gayass: IM A FEMBOY THO!
Me: Welcome to the club you are fine then…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022

5

Five.
Quin.
2.5x2.
Quintupled.

There are 5 ladys getting naked.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

Sex Plagiarism

The person who copies the definition for sex into their own definitions for fucking credit.

James pulled off his pants. "I wanna have sex with you, babes." James pressed Sabrina against the wall covering her lips with his, and thrust his tongue into her mouth. James reached behind Sabrina, pulling her clothes off and pushed her onto his bed. He stuck three fingers up her dripping pussy and pumped the walls of her vagina. Then, his fingers found her G-spot, and he pushed down hard on it. "Oooh, harder, harder!" James pushed harder, and white cum shot out of her vagina. James lowered his head and probed her pussy with his tongue. Sabrina helped by pushing his head between her legs with her hands. "Your tongue is like magic," He responded by pushing even harder, making her cum. Then, he sat up and shoved her head between his legs. James' cock was so long, the entire thing wouldn't fit into Sabrina's mouth. She moved her head up and down, sucking on each ball carefully. Then, she pumped the cock into her mouth until he cummed. Then, she seized his fat, dripping penis with her hands and rubbed it up and sex plagiarism

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022

Mick and Rorty

Ok you ever read that book of captain underpants where they went to an alternate world? Yeah, like that, so, there is this dumbass scientist who sucks shit at alchemy and other things that reqiure at least 1 brain cell. And this smartass fucktard who has to follow this white wigga down the road as a human shield.

Dude 69: Hey dudes lets watch frick and morty!
Dude 420: No i like mick and rorty R-tard!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022

Dickhole daddy

Someone who has aids and has a dude inside his pee-hole.

“Hello! Dickhole daddy!”
Dickhole daddy: “hello!”

by ☆★Midas★☆ August 2, 2023

Wish-Wosh

The act of gaining a sexy lassie's trust only to give'r the ol' "quarter pounder with balls".

Jules: Dad, have you seen my phone?
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 7, 2022

October 26th

National bring your favorite anime character to life and fuck them in the ass day!
This effect only works for 24 hours after the summoning and you can only do this once a year no exceptions.

Jeremiah: Hey why is that nigga crying?
Jayda: oh he missed October 26th and his anime waifu wasnt there to please his gay ass.

by ☆★Midas★☆ October 26, 2022