Sex Bulge

When a female is so thin that once your dick penetrates her pussy it stretches her stomach outward in the shape of it. It usually tends to appear in rule 34 and other porn websites.
Sex bulge
I slowly approached Marigold and said “wanna fuck, I’m big!” She gazed at me, “Sure!” She agreed. Then we went down to business, I began to strip, unleashing my legendary dick. She was so excited she just ripped her pants down. I held her to the wall, with my dick close to her stomach. “Your clit hard?” I asked, “no?” She asked, “why?”.

“Because I know I can make it hard” I said.
I put my dick closer to her pussy. She was blushing, “Do it” she dared me. I teased her by putting it inside only a wee bit and back out. She was pleased, I teased her again, only putting it a little further. Then, I shoved it in and out, staying close to the opening of her vagina, then I went deeper. Took it back out a little bit, and went DEEPER into her stomach, I couldn’t hold it, I put it in that bitch. Her skinny body was stretching by the size of my cock, I went even deeper, carefully putting in each ball, then, I came.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 06, 2022
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Ford Dodge

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.
Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 25, 2022
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Urrgfrrgg

The noise you make when you're playing a game and fuck up real bad.
Guy 1: "Hey man what are ya doin'"
Guy 2: "I was just playing Zelda Breath Of The Wild and I fell off this fucking cliff! Urrgfrrgg!"
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021
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Wonderboat

A boat of wonders...

Many...

Many...
Wonders...

Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?

No?

Just me? Ok then.

But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.

Yeah! You flaming bullshit.
Hey man have you seen my wonderboat.

Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?

I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.

Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 28, 2022
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Poop thrust

A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.
Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 09, 2021
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midas dick

Midas dick in fortnite, no shit. Im not fuggin around
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😦

An emoji that looks like Walter White crying
Yeah… you will never see this the 😦 as the same again…
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 14, 2022
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