lesbotically challenged

a term for when a closeted gay woman cannot bring herself to act on her desires

My aunt said that she stopped being lesbotically challenged when she skipped school one day and went to see “Thelma and Louise” – where she realized “Something crossed-over inside her, and she couldn't go back.”

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 18, 2013

orange-faced lie

contemporary alternative to 'bald-faced lie' or 'barefaced lie' / referring to Donald J. Trump's tangerine completion and his propensity for putting forth flat-out bullshit

Nothing said on that so-called news program is anything but an orange-faced lie.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 27, 2018

bone-afide

to be genuinely fucked

When video of the hockey riot was televised – the chief vandals realized they were bone-afide.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2012

Januweary

metaphor for 'January' in the northern hemisphere -- referring to the post Xmas season come-down and the dismal weather \ alternative: ‘Januwary’; ‘Januscary’

It’s the same thing every Januweary: last week, bold and merry -- now bleak, cold and scary.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 09, 2012

Saturdaddy

a divorced or separated father whose work schedule allows him to take custody of his kids only on Saturdays

He takes his kids to Playland, suffering the over-crowded, sticky-candy, ride-barfing fun - like the good Saturdaddy he is.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 13, 2014

Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)

For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012

Ramafication

induction and indoctrination to the Hare Krishna

I saw a really old Krishna dude who looked like the remnants of some long ago Ramafication – from hippie to Hare Krishna.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 26, 2010