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Universe

A thing infinitely more mysterious than anything our tiny little fucking ignorant brains could ever begin to grasp a true understanding of.
“It’s stands to reason that the Universe was created by some guy a few thousands year ago. Yeah, definitely.”
by áutechre August 7, 2018
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EDM

Electronic Dance Music. A term seldom used correctly, EDM is not a genre of electronic music but rather a classification that covers any electronic music that is intended to be danced to. Thus most Techno and House music, as well as most electronic in general, falls into the EDM category. In more specific or informal usage, EDM describes intense rave-focused genres such as Brostep, Electro House and Hardstyle.
"The best way to troll an Aphex Twin fan is to call his music EDM."
by áutechre November 7, 2017
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Sexist

Use this in a definition for a word and everyone will downvote it. Using it labels you as an SJW which is, like, really bad. That being said it's correctly applied to a lot of things, like certain subsections of society.

Being called "sexist" is almost as offensive as being called "racist" to Right-wingers, which is funny considering it basically comes with the territory.
"Trump is a flagrant sexist." Pretty simple.
by áutechre September 26, 2018
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Deep Fried Meme

“Some people say making regular memes into deep fried memes is not a real job. I disagree.”
by áutechre August 7, 2018
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Societal Dementia

When a society forgets the lessons from the past and becomes increasingly erratic, confused, and sometimes, aggressive and violent.

Example: Now.
"America is experiencing societal dementia."
by áutechre June 20, 2018
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Halsey

An "alternative," "indie" artist who writes "alternative," "indie" songs, and who is definitely not a pop singer. Absolutely not.
"Bro, I can't get over how alternative this Halsey track is."
by áutechre July 27, 2017
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2017

A year not yet over at the time of writing, but one that easily puts 2016 to shame. 2017 has been 10 months so far of face-palming Trump decisions, doom and gloom, depression, nuclear threats, a rising hard-Right, terror attacks, treason investigations, and really, really, shitty pop music. Like, really bad.

Now don't come to me complaining about the celebrities that died last year!

It's okay though. It's not the end of the world. It's just another year in the accelerating decline of it.
"Oh well, at least 2017 isn't as bad as 1917."
by áutechre November 8, 2017
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