áutechre's definitions
A year not yet over at the time of writing, but one that easily puts 2016 to shame. 2017 has been 10 months so far of face-palming Trump decisions, doom and gloom, depression, nuclear threats, a rising hard-Right, terror attacks, treason investigations, and really, really, shitty pop music. Like, really bad.
Now don't come to me complaining about the celebrities that died last year!
It's okay though. It's not the end of the world. It's just another year in the accelerating decline of it.
Now don't come to me complaining about the celebrities that died last year!
It's okay though. It's not the end of the world. It's just another year in the accelerating decline of it.
by áutechre November 8, 2017
Get the 2017mug. Someone who grew up primarily in the 1990s, or who has a fanatical attachment to that decade regardless of the fact they were born later. 90s kids and the "things they remember" are a popular subject for irritating Buzzfeed-esque pop culture lists extolling the virtues of that decade.
by áutechre July 27, 2017
Get the 90s Kidmug. Electronic Dance Music. A term seldom used correctly, EDM is not a genre of electronic music but rather a classification that covers any electronic music that is intended to be danced to. Thus most Techno and House music, as well as most electronic in general, falls into the EDM category. In more specific or informal usage, EDM describes intense rave-focused genres such as Brostep, Electro House and Hardstyle.
by áutechre November 7, 2017
Get the EDMmug. A thing infinitely more mysterious than anything our tiny little fucking ignorant brains could ever begin to grasp a true understanding of.
“It’s stands to reason that the Universe was created by some guy a few thousands year ago. Yeah, definitely.”
by áutechre August 7, 2018
Get the Universemug. "REAL MEN are conservative."
"The environment? The environment is for fuckin' pussies."
"It outrages me when the Left gets outraged. Bunch of nutcases!"
"The Russia investigation is a witch hunt! Also, Hillary Clinton practices black magic and her father is bin Laden!"
"Putin is an American hero!"
"The government did 9/11, not the global terrorist organisation that hates the America and the West and claimed responsibility, and continued to carry out attacks all over the world until the rise of its successor Islamic State which continues to try to attack the West."
"The Earth is flat because aliens and NASA and the US education system failed me."
"I don't have any real ideological stance, I just agree with anything Trump says because I don't actually have any morals."
"I hate Jews but I hate Muslims even more so I won't say anything about how the US helps Israel. That being said I will happily drive over holocaust tombstones with my pickup truck given the opportunity."
"I'd rather have my deep-seated atavistic fears and urges govern who I elect than rational thought because intelligence is for libtard cucks."
"Anything other than conventional masculinity sends me into an existential crisis."
"Molesting kids is fine. Just don't use a private email server. Or be a Democrat."
"I TOTALLY respect Martin Luther King for all that he did."
"Obama eats children alive!"
"How dare you call Hitler a Nazi!"
"The environment? The environment is for fuckin' pussies."
"It outrages me when the Left gets outraged. Bunch of nutcases!"
"The Russia investigation is a witch hunt! Also, Hillary Clinton practices black magic and her father is bin Laden!"
"Putin is an American hero!"
"The government did 9/11, not the global terrorist organisation that hates the America and the West and claimed responsibility, and continued to carry out attacks all over the world until the rise of its successor Islamic State which continues to try to attack the West."
"The Earth is flat because aliens and NASA and the US education system failed me."
"I don't have any real ideological stance, I just agree with anything Trump says because I don't actually have any morals."
"I hate Jews but I hate Muslims even more so I won't say anything about how the US helps Israel. That being said I will happily drive over holocaust tombstones with my pickup truck given the opportunity."
"I'd rather have my deep-seated atavistic fears and urges govern who I elect than rational thought because intelligence is for libtard cucks."
"Anything other than conventional masculinity sends me into an existential crisis."
"Molesting kids is fine. Just don't use a private email server. Or be a Democrat."
"I TOTALLY respect Martin Luther King for all that he did."
"Obama eats children alive!"
"How dare you call Hitler a Nazi!"
by áutechre September 25, 2018
Get the The Rightmug. by áutechre August 7, 2018
Get the Deep Fried Mememug. Use this in a definition for a word and everyone will downvote it. Using it labels you as an SJW which is, like, really bad. That being said it's correctly applied to a lot of things, like certain subsections of society.
Being called "sexist" is almost as offensive as being called "racist" to Right-wingers, which is funny considering it basically comes with the territory.
Being called "sexist" is almost as offensive as being called "racist" to Right-wingers, which is funny considering it basically comes with the territory.
by áutechre September 26, 2018
Get the Sexistmug.