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Carrot Face 

Someone who has eaten so many carrots that their skin has turned slightly orange.
Because of my vegetarianism, I like to eat loads of veggies and carrots, so I am a Carrot Face.
Carrot Face by (( ({>O<}) )) October 11, 2009

Agnostic 

A person who is unsure whether they believe in a God.
Agnosticism - unsure if they believe in God.
Bobert: Hey Robert, do you believe in a God?
Robert: Hmm...should I be? I'm pretty Agnostic.
Agnostic by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009

Loud Tee 

A loud tee is a t-shirt which has big writing on it. The writing has one general purpose - for the public to read. T-shirts with a brand written on them don't count as loud tees.

Loud tees, depending on what they see, can show what type of person the person wearing it is.

For example, if someone has a loud tee saying "I Am A Material Girl", it shows that the person wearing the t-shirt is a material girl!
The most popular loud tees, which are usually worn by males, are humorous. A humorous loud tee can saying something like "I am out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message!" or "If you are reading this then you are a perv."
Loud tees can be funny, dirty, girly, the personality of the person wearing it, or to show just how the person is feeling today.
On a sidewalk, two friends are suffering from boredom and are in need of entertainment. Then a stranger wearing a loud tee passes them...
Bobert: Hahahaha! Did you see what that dude's loud tee said?
John: Yes I saw! "Of course I love you, now get me a beer!"

Bobert: That loud tee made me crack up. It just made my day...
Loud Tee by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009

Award Stomp 

To wreck someone's night by barging onto the stage while the person is receiving an award and saying things irrelevant to the person who received the award.
In the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift received her music award, Kanye West Award Stomped into her, and said that Beyonce made the best music video of all time.
Award Stomp by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009
1. An underrated TV series.

The first episode of season 1 starts with a black haired, blue eyed, 16 year old boy with no belly button. He wakes up in a forest outside of Seattle, covered in goo. He is clueless about everything and suffers from Amnesia.

Later in the show, with the help of his foster family, Kyle finds out that he was an experiment clone. His number was 781227. Due to unsafe happenings, he was saved, and thrown out into the woods by a helpful man.

In the process of him becoming a clone, they filled his brain with mathematical problems.

Kyle's mind is like a sponge. It soaks up every piece of information it receives.

Kyle XY's Pilot episode first appeared on ABC Family June 26, 2006 in USA. Season 1 was very popular. As Kyle began to understand everything and was not funny like in the first season, seasons 2 and 3 went downhill. Unfortunately, there will not be any more seasons after that, due to the unpopularity of the show.

The show Kyle XY was created by Eric Bress and J. Mackye Gruber. Main Cast:
Matt Dallas - as Kyle.
Marguerite MacIntyre - as Nicole Trager.
April Matson - as Lori Trager.
Jean-Luc Bilodeau - as Josh Trager.
Bruce Thomas - as Stephen Trager.
Chris Olivero - as Declan McDonough.
Kirsten Prout - as Amanda Bloom.
Jaimie Alexander - as Jessi Taylor (season 2 + 3).

2. What you call someone who has blue eyes, black hair and no belly button.
1. Bobert: I'm so happy tonight. Wanna know why?
Robert: Why, Bobert?
Bobert: Because tonight at 7.30 Kyle XY is on!!!!!!!!
Robert: Yay!

2. Cassidy: Dude! You have no belly button!
Kyle: That is my unfortunate case. It is truly a mystery I must solve right away.
Cassidy: Pfft. I'll tell you why. You were an experiment 781227 and you're a clone. You were stuck in some box for 16 years. Then when you were 16, Foss threw you into the woods, leaving you with amnesia.
Kyle: Excuse me???
Cassidy: Oops! You're not supposed to know that until season 2! Dammit, I stuffed up the show.
Kyle: SHOW???
Kyle XY by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009

The Wall 

A small cafe located in Balaclava, Melbourne.

It is a great socializing place for people to catch up as well.
People who go to The Wall mainly go there to have a chat with their mates over a cup of coffee.

The food there isn't too fancy, and mainly home-made foods, eg: toast with jam, hot chocolate. Otherwise, the customers don't care if the food is too average, as long as they have their mates there to chat with.
On a saturday morning:
Bobert: Hey mate, it's Saturday morning, wanna grab the usual cup o' Joe and catch up today?
Bruce: At The Wall, you mean?
Bobert: No shit.
Bruce: Ok mate, I'll be there at 10am.

Dan: So she was all like "Danny! Get me a towel!"...
Waitor: What would you too like today?
Gary: Oh ya know, just the usual coffee.
Dan: Yeh whatever, same.
Waitor: Alrighty then.
Dan: So anyway as I was saying...
The Wall by (( ({>O<}) )) October 9, 2009

Mount Scopus Memorial College 

A Jewish day school for rich Jews, located in Melbourne, Australia. It is the largest and most populated Jewish school in Australia. There are a few kindergarten campuses and a couple of primary campuses. The biggest of all the campuses is the Gandel Campus in the suburb Burwood. This campus is for grades 4-12, and has 1400 students.
Scopus is a shorter name for people who can't be bothered saying the full school name. It's a Jewish school, but not religious.

Scopus is the most awesome school in every way; but the only reason why it's not so great is because of all the jappy sluts and super-large groups. The assemblies at Scopus are usually very humorous.

The only reasons why Melbournian Jews don't go to scopus is because of the mean bitches, or because of the high price and they are unable to pay for Scopus' awesomeness.
Bobert: Mummy, look at that girl across the street. I haven't seen her in this street before.
Mum: Yes, darling. Jodi and her Block family are new to the street.
Bobert: Mummy, why is she wearing a weird star necklace?
Mum: That's because she is Jewish.
Bobert: And why is she wearing that top? It's way too big for her.
Mum: Hmm...I don't know. I guess she goes to Mount Scopus Memorial College. It must be a trendy thing at that school.
Dad: Ugh, I have a bad feeling about that girl Jodi. I don't want another Scopus kid living on our street. That girl will be having street parties every week!
Bobert: But how do you know, daddy?
Mum: That's what Scopus teens do, Bobert.