fuckedible

FuckEdible:

An Adjective describing a sexy bitch that you would like to fuck and you just know ,before experiecing, that she has a pussy you know you want to vigorously french kiss the shit out of before you Swack) her all night long. Fuckedible.
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, " your sister sure does look deliciously Fuckedible in that little bikini shes wearing".
by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 18, 2017
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Pussywiltowed

A Pussy so ugly that if yo look at while fucking it makes your hard horny cock wilt to complete and utter softness.
"Did you Fuck that pretty little slut Deena?"
"I started to and then 'BAM' I looked down and got immediately Pussywiltowed and even after I turned the lights off still couldn't get the image of her ugly beat up Pussy out of my head."
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 28, 2016
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PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.
I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 14, 2016
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PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.
I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 14, 2016
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Snapbackable

Whether or not a Pussy has the elasticitical ability to snap back either after childbirth and or repeated well hung pounding.
She hasn't had sex in 2 years so I was expecting an orgasmic tight resistance when I entered her but it was like putting my cock in a warm glass of water and at that moment I knew that her Pussy was absolutely not in any way Snapbackable.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016
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Bummhummer

I thought there was no bad blow job but Lola sucked my dick and it was a real 'Bummhummer'.
(same as a Hummbummer).
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016
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Hummbummer

As many cocks as she's sucked I was expecting orgasmic bliss when she unzipped me but imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be the worst 'Hummbummer'ever!
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016
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