'Mr.Elektrek''s definitions

Hummbummer

A disappointing absolutely horrific blow job.

As many cocks as she's sucked I was expecting orgasmic bliss when she unzipped me but imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be the worst 'Hummbummer'ever!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

Snapbackable

Whether or not a Pussy has the elasticitical ability to snap back either after childbirth and or repeated well hung pounding.

She hasn't had sex in 2 years so I was expecting an orgasmic tight resistance when I entered her but it was like putting my cock in a warm glass of water and at that moment I knew that her Pussy was absolutely not in any way Snapbackable.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016

Slutlicious

An absolutely , beautifully , deliciously gorgeous, will Fuck anyone slut.

"What about that tall, skinny, legs to her chest, perfectly pretty, brunette, Deena at the party last night?"

"Ya, I heard she had 4 different threesomes that night with hella random dudes. Man, what a dirty undercover Slutlicious.little bitch she is."
" I know hah? Uh, you got her number homeboy?"

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 6, 2016

Clitwiched

When your sandwiched between 2 naked girls eating their pussies you are 'Clitwiched'

Sorry dude but the reason I didn't hear you when you called was because I was 'Clitwiched' between your sister Deena and your wife.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016

DickDiggler

A real slut that can't get enough dick.

Man, you would never believe that that innocent looking, pretty, shy Mormon girl Deena was such a 'DickDiggler', I mean every dude I ever knew has fucked her!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016

PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

Googoggled

When you get proven wrong based on the answer of a Google search look up. You got 'Googoggled'.

"Hey, you got that 20 bucks you owe me for that bet we had about what year Hawaii became a state? You better quit betting, that's twice this month you lost money by getting 'Googoggled'

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 13, 2016