24 definitions by 'Mr.Elektrek'
PARN Pic is an acronym hybrid for:
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Take a selfie right now and post it so I can Make sure the one you have on your dating profile isn't 10 years old and actually you.
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Take a selfie right now and post it so I can Make sure the one you have on your dating profile isn't 10 years old and actually you.
"I'm interested in your profile and find you very attractive in your profile pics and would love to get to know you better. If you feel the same please message me back. Oh ya, can you please include in your response a few PARN Pics?" They are going to assume you meant Porn Pics and when they sent a nasty response to you you explain the acronym and it's innocents you'll get a date.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' December 24, 2018
by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 14, 2016
by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 14, 2016
As many cocks as she's sucked I was expecting orgasmic bliss when she unzipped me but imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be the worst 'Hummbummer'ever!
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016
Sorry dude but the reason I didn't hear you when you called was because I was 'Clitwiched' between your sister Deena and your wife.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016
Whether or not a Pussy has the elasticitical ability to snap back either after childbirth and or repeated well hung pounding.
She hasn't had sex in 2 years so I was expecting an orgasmic tight resistance when I entered her but it was like putting my cock in a warm glass of water and at that moment I knew that her Pussy was absolutely not in any way Snapbackable.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016
Did you see all those sex toys and machines at Chesters house? Ya, who would of thought a nerdy techy like him would be such a horny closet 'Fuckvert'
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016