'Mr.Elektrek''s definitions

BackPackage

While naked, you straddle a girls back, spread her butt cheeks,dip your nuts in and roll your dick around the small of her back.

"Wow, I thought you were just going to give me a message Mark, I didn't know I was getting the whole 'BackPackage' deal but please don't stop!"

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016

Hummbummer

A disappointing absolutely horrific blow job.

As many cocks as she's sucked I was expecting orgasmic bliss when she unzipped me but imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be the worst 'Hummbummer'ever!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

Fuckvert

Short for a perverted fucker.

Did you see all those sex toys and machines at Chesters house? Ya, who would of thought a nerdy techy like him would be such a horny closet 'Fuckvert'

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

Spunnoodled

Another word for Noodle Groovin : a tweaked out meth head so spun out (up for days without sleep) that, while just standing in place, looks like a cooked noodle having a seizure.

"Hey Mark , What's up with Deena? She's making me dizzy trying to talk to her."
"She's fuckin' Spunnoodled. Been gone for a week with Darren, smoking meth and hasn't slept a wink."

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 28, 2016

PrickDickler

A real obnoxious asshole, that for reasons you can't figure, gets laid by pretty girls all the time.

"Fuck, I can't believe that hotty Deena went home with that asshole Joe, I don't know how that Little 'PrickDickler 'pulls it off!"

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016

throatgurt

The thick slimy yogurt like slobber generated by the throat deep-throating a big cock

You don't need the use any store bought lube. If your girl produces throatgurt by deeothroating your cock

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016

Fuckriffic

A Terrific Fuck

My ex is a complete whack job and the only reason I stayed with her as long as I did was because the sex was absolutely Fuckriffic.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016